zh-cn http://www.ximalaya.com <![CDATA[不得不说]]> 新闻,资讯,不得不说,脱口秀,搞笑 您正在收听的是, 奔放洋气有深度, 冷艳高贵接地气, 时尚亮丽小清新的精致脱口秀节目《不得不说》

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false <![CDATA[快把便盆拿出来!要发财了!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/668f-audiofreehighqps/0B/8F/CMCoOSYEC3PpAESq4ACLI5vQ.m4a Wed, 24 Feb 2021 01:50:20 GMT 09:15 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/388903525 1 <![CDATA[警察拦着还能被再骗一次]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/cc78-audiofreehighqps/2B/0A/CKwRIRwECNKPAEafmgCKMdKe.m4a Mon, 22 Feb 2021 01:57:23 GMT 09:31 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/388200917 南京警方连续2天接到女大学生小宁的报警,称自己遭遇网络诈骗,共计被骗5万多元。据了解,小宁前一天被骗24000元后,民警明确告知是骗局,怕她想不开还进行了劝慰。第二天骗子又打来电话称之前是误会,又骗走她2万多元。


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<![CDATA[还有三百多天就过年了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/dd74-audiofreehighqps/23/51/CKwRIUEEBOJOAELy6QCJK4v4.m4a Fri, 19 Feb 2021 02:15:28 GMT 09:01 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/387173610 3 <![CDATA[2020网络热词来了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/9097-audiofreehighqps/70/AA/CMCoOSYEASRhAENI_ACIHbbc.m4a Wed, 17 Feb 2021 01:00:29 GMT 09:04 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/386469623 抗击疫情的“逆行者”、一起见证火神山雷神山医院,拔地而起的“云监工”、对象请喝的“秋天第一杯奶茶”、“集美”们爱看的“带货”直播,在过去的一年里,这些热门词汇简单概括了我们不断遭受挫折却又努力奔向明天的样子。我们用俏皮的词汇主动释放内心的压力,认清了生活的真相后还依然热爱它!

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<![CDATA[2020沙雕新闻榜来了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/3c57-audiofreehighqps/AF/BD/CMCoOR4D_ThXAErCWQCHM8ww.m4a Mon, 15 Feb 2021 01:00:24 GMT 10:05 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/385891931 这些听着跟段子似的新闻都是真的,每一条都有迹可循,详细内容可以翻翻前面的节目。


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<![CDATA[长辈眼中你的大学专业]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/89a2-audiofreehighqps/7C/42/CMCoOSMD-9fpAEgRqwCG7CWt.m4a Fri, 12 Feb 2021 05:40:43 GMT 09:43 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/385236030 一网友分享的一则视频引起了广大网友的共鸣。视频里,一大学海洋生物系的研究生放假回到家,妈妈让她到海鲜市场去给亲朋好友挑海鲜,然而她并不会。


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<![CDATA[年味儿好像越来越淡了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/0fa1-audiofreehighqps/A2/1C/CMCoOSQD-QS3AEVlXwCGSJnQ.m4a Wed, 10 Feb 2021 02:15:03 GMT 09:21 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/384713907 7 <![CDATA[孩子静悄悄,一定在作妖]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/be00-audiofreehighqps/7B/61/CKwRIDoD9meqAEYSbQCFZhK4.m4a Mon, 08 Feb 2021 02:40:24 GMT 09:27 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/384020380 8 <![CDATA[离婚都要找黄牛买号了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/2c84-audiofreehighqps/2F/A5/CKwRIW4D8mP6AEYSAgCEMU5F.m4a Fri, 05 Feb 2021 01:35:39 GMT 09:27 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/382878967 9 <![CDATA[酒后发生的故事丰富多彩]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/8645-audiofreehighqps/39/8A/CMCoOScD78_IAEiaOgCDRSbE.m4a Wed, 03 Feb 2021 02:38:51 GMT 09:47 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/382091637 10 <![CDATA[汪峰上头条了,爷青又结]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/94d2-audiofreehighqps/AE/14/CMCoOSUD7SWuAEhffQCCNs0C.m4a Mon, 01 Feb 2021 02:08:29 GMT 09:45 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/381229020 11 <![CDATA[足浴店上班就不是正经人吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/9864-audiofreehighqps/29/69/CMCoOSED6WOBAEX_jACBMPpB.m4a Fri, 29 Jan 2021 05:43:16 GMT 09:26 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/380120000 12 <![CDATA[真正的干饭人句句离不开干饭]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/f028-audiofreehighqps/FD/E5/CMCoOSMD5ogzAEZWMACATfT0.m4a Wed, 27 Jan 2021 01:43:01 GMT 09:29 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/379215553 13 <![CDATA[吾日三省吾身:配吗?配吗!配吗?!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/17a9-audiofreehighqps/50/EB/CMCoOR4D4-uIAERUPAB_bUji.m4a Mon, 25 Jan 2021 02:10:03 GMT 09:12 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/378412406 14 <![CDATA[宠物能有什么坏心眼呢?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/974b-audiofreehighqps/2B/48/CMCoOSID3_2DAEQlPwB-atd6.m4a Fri, 22 Jan 2021 02:37:38 GMT 09:11 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/377317851 15 <![CDATA[汪峰老师只是想发歌而已啊]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/84a6-audiofreehighqps/72/7B/CMCoOSMD3VJLAEalfgB9pb3-.m4a Wed, 20 Jan 2021 02:02:35 GMT 09:31 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/376570579 16 <![CDATA[P图不是法外之地]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/3fa4-audiofreehighqps/AE/6D/CMCoOSYD2rXrAEbzUAB80jF9.m4a Mon, 18 Jan 2021 02:30:53 GMT 09:34 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/375877904 17 <![CDATA[带薪拉屎终结者诞生了!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/b671-audiofreehighqps/BA/31/CMCoOSQD1tCBAEa-cgB73436.m4a Fri, 15 Jan 2021 03:35:16 GMT 09:32 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/374897191 18 <![CDATA[少熬夜多睡觉,才是人间正道]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/420b-audiofreehighqps/D1/35/CMCoOSQD1B4_AEXWcgB7I99Q.m4a Wed, 13 Jan 2021 02:30:05 GMT 09:25 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/374232516 湖南长沙市妇幼保健院的专家表示,曾在1天内确诊3名女大学生患卵巢早衰,共同特征是熬夜。卵巢早衰严重时,可致卵泡消失,进而不孕。医生建议25岁以前的女生尽量10点前睡觉,合理膳食。


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<![CDATA[人类的本质就是不信邪]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/6814-audiofreehighqps/D1/E9/CMCoOR8D0XptAEixtgB6WCEs.m4a Mon, 11 Jan 2021 02:26:39 GMT 09:48 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/373588597 20 <![CDATA[北极熊来我们这也能养活]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/5c9d-audiofreehighqps/9B/A4/CMCoOSADzZU3AEaYRgB5bYO6.m4a Fri, 08 Jan 2021 03:31:53 GMT 09:31 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/372683447 此次降温北京最低气温达到-19.6℃,达到1952年之后的1月气温最低值,1966年之后的气温最低值。


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<![CDATA[好聚好散,内衣可不背这个锅]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/dd39-audiofreehighqps/CE/12/CMCoOScDyukqAEiInAB4tNg5.m4a Wed, 06 Jan 2021 02:53:16 GMT 09:46 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/372041779 贵州遵义一段小伙因买内衣不合身迎亲遭拒的视频火了。当事新郎称与新娘相识三四年了,两人已领结婚证。为结这场婚,他给了女方家8万8的彩礼钱和2万元服装费。新娘称当晚新郎说:“明给你说买不到,穿旧的不行吗?”表达的态度让她十分伤心。目前她已决定离婚,将退还彩礼钱。此前嫁妆里也有10万现金,并不是钱的问题。

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<![CDATA[要永远相信光!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/5952-audiofreehighqps/4C/57/CMCoOSMDyDpiAEiInAB34xGX.m4a Mon, 04 Jan 2021 02:03:01 GMT 09:46 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/371391846 23 <![CDATA[办健身卡也有冷静期了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/ab94-audiofreehighqps/87/93/CMCoOSQDwagbAERRTQB2Xd_Y.m4a Wed, 30 Dec 2020 02:25:16 GMT 09:12 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/369951558 24 <![CDATA[一到年底,各种人才就出现了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/8fe7-audiofreehighqps/B8/E8/CMCoOSYDvwJAAEaxPgB1lUNk.m4a Mon, 28 Dec 2020 02:13:06 GMT 09:32 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/369319709 一到年底,各种人才就出现了。TA们胆子是真的大,脑子是真的没有。

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<![CDATA[有些人不仅坏,还很会找理由]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/f10b-audiofreehighqps/F3/5D/CMCoOScDuxZiAESU2wB0vU3J.m4a Fri, 25 Dec 2020 02:49:54 GMT 09:14 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/368445986 26 <![CDATA[开车不打架,不开斗气车]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/2794-audiofreehighqps/1B/4C/CMCoOSADuGGmAEhvpAB0DyN3.m4a Wed, 23 Dec 2020 01:34:16 GMT 09:46 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/367799464 陕西咸阳高速路收费站口,10秒KO两男子的当事人出面道歉了。

白衣男子回应,自己是名拳击二级运动员,当时在高速取卡时对方变道因自己没有及时礼让,发生口角后被对方两人拽下车,在拉扯过程中因为女友被推所以才做出反抗,在警方调解下和解。两个被10秒KO的男子也发视频道歉了:我是5秒被KO的那一位,我是3秒被KO的那一位。向广大民众承诺,不开斗气车,遵守交通规则,开车不打架。


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<![CDATA[我们挖到了土,但它不能种菜]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/7ffd-audiofreehighqps/CC/8A/CMCoOScDtdDTAEWzMQBzUIgo.m4a Mon, 21 Dec 2020 02:51:50 GMT 09:24 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/367167575 嫦娥五号连夜送回来的快递,经专家检测得出结论:我们挖到了土,但他不能种菜。全世界都在关注中国下一步航天计划,而全中国人民都在关注月球到底能不能种菜。


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<![CDATA[打工骡,月入四万多]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/e395-audiofreehighqps/D8/92/CMCoOR4DsdNkAEaGqABydUF0.m4a Fri, 18 Dec 2020 02:13:39 GMT 09:30 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/366246257 重庆江北一建筑工地出现2匹“打工骡”,引市民围观。施工方称工地高低落差70米,用现代设备和人工都有弊端,用骡子驮建材是最好的方案。这俩骡子9月进场,每天工作8小时,月入45000元。

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<![CDATA[90岁也能出轨,你敢信?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/5cd4-audiofreehighqps/EC/2D/CMCoOSIDrzNgAEU5UQBxzOmO.m4a Wed, 16 Dec 2020 02:26:27 GMT 09:20 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/365579959 一名年约80多岁的奶奶,带着几名年龄相仿的闺蜜,向一对年约90岁的老翁和60岁的妇人大骂。原来是老翁出轨被“抓了现行”,气得奶奶直接在大街上开怼。


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<![CDATA[这就是年轻人的爱情吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/ab2b-audiofreehighqps/55/BE/CMCoOScDrJTfAEdkYwBxC5XJ.m4a Mon, 14 Dec 2020 02:45:38 GMT 09:37 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/364908475 派出所里接到了一个报警,一位女子称有人XD。民警经过调查,发现女孩口中“有人XD”的事情并不存在,女孩报的是假警。经过信息核实,民警发现,这不是女孩第一次报假警了。随后,民警见到了报警人,发现她全身酒气。之后民警将女孩带到派出所进行信息核实,发现女孩居然未满16岁。


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<![CDATA[女人何苦为难女人]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/fd42-audiofreehighqps/F1/79/CMCoOR4DqfFcAEhTvQBweHJv.m4a Fri, 11 Dec 2020 03:25:36 GMT 09:44 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/363979569 32 <![CDATA[啥家庭啊,吃个火锅两万多]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/6568-audiofreehighqps/D6/AB/CMCoOSEDpduuAEbEVABvbsu0.m4a Wed, 09 Dec 2020 00:21:50 GMT 09:32 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/363271266 宁波市民杨女士给记者打电话,说她跟一个男性网友一起吃饭,选了一家高档的人均1200左右的火锅店,杨女士点了6000多的帝王蟹、和牛等等、还点了一瓶12000元的红酒。她说这顿饭本来是男方邀请她的,没成想饭吃了一半,男的假借去卫生间逃单了,逃单前还摸了她的胸,饭钱最后是杨女士支付,杨女士很生气。


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<![CDATA[珍爱生命,远离渣男]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/63c4-audiofreehighqps/82/0C/CMCoOSIDo1HxAEs2WwBur5if.m4a Mon, 07 Dec 2020 02:09:36 GMT 10:08 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/362613231 俄罗斯一位博主被警方拘留,因为他的女朋友在他直播时丧生。据了解,在他直播时,一名粉丝打赏1000美元,要求让他怀孕的女朋友,只穿着内衣站在阳台上。为了这1000美元,即使当时室外已经零下,他依然将女友赶出,当他再打开门时发现女友已经死亡,全程没有停止直播。如果尸检结果显示女友死因为低温,那么他有可能被判入狱两年。


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<![CDATA[爱是一道光,绿的人发慌]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/76ab-audiofreehighqps/0E/8F/CMCoOSYDn2QMAEYD9wBtwOoT.m4a Fri, 04 Dec 2020 02:37:51 GMT 09:26 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/361687879 张先生发现自己的两个儿子长的不像自己,就去做了亲子鉴定,结果出来之后,看着最后那刺目的“排除”二字,张先生急得跳楼轻生,还好被医院工作人员拦下,但张先生的精神出现了异常。张先生的妻子生第一个孩子时,张先生的父亲曾因此给了儿媳妇两百万,之后儿媳就想要通过“生孩子”赚钱,而两个孩子都是前男友的。

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<![CDATA[这辈子定要吃一次成都马拉松]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/090a-audiofreehighqps/9E/6E/CMCoOSYDnMARAEVeBQBtBo95.m4a Wed, 02 Dec 2020 02:33:40 GMT 09:21 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/361012293 上周末,成都马拉松开跑,成马特色补给站给选手们提供了甜水面、钵钵鸡、火锅粉、豆腐脑、红茶等等等等,一位成都的选手说:终于跑到了,跑了40公里就是来这个补给站啊!一定要吃!网友们纷纷直呼:在成都跑马拉松真香。


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<![CDATA[年轻人搞钱要讲道德]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/9f53-audiofreehighqps/BF/C4/CMCoOScDmhmKAEaobQBsQkKf.m4a Mon, 30 Nov 2020 02:18:35 GMT 09:31 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/360331678 在浙江金华开店的王先生反映,前两天他遇到了一个年轻人,走进店里以后,对方二话不说直接跪倒在地向他要钱,不停地行大礼,把他吓呆了。王先生的妻子递过去五块钱,小伙子还不收,说要更多,然后掏出了二维码。


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<![CDATA[我可以自嘲,但不许你笑我]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/4468-audiofreehighqps/08/A5/CMCoOSQDliLpAEPFzwBrRBSy.m4a Fri, 27 Nov 2020 02:09:29 GMT 09:08 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/359401930 小米集团清河大学副校长王嵋表示,小米认为未来的天下,得屌丝者得天下,得年轻人得天下。对此,小米公司发言人今日发表声明,表示王嵋本人对其不谨慎的错误言论给米粉、用户带来的伤害,深感悔意,主动请辞对此负责。


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<![CDATA[上班注定不能感到快乐]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/0478-audiofreehighqps/4A/13/CMCoOSUDk4JyAEWncQBqe69Z.m4a Wed, 25 Nov 2020 02:20:20 GMT 09:23 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/358724744 39 <![CDATA[年轻人不讲武德,偷袭火锅店]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/d95c-audiofreehighqps/50/3B/CMCoOR8DkOP2AEjmlQBptdl1.m4a Mon, 23 Nov 2020 02:39:36 GMT 09:49 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/358040019 有俩老外在北京一家火锅店吃完饭后满地翻滚,打拳、鲤鱼打挺,这功夫耍的,把服务员都吓一跳。火锅店员工称,此前成龙来过店里,这俩人吃完火锅想买走成龙坐过的凳子,被告知凳子不卖后两人情绪激动,就在店里表演功夫,证明自己是成龙铁杆粉丝。


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<![CDATA[马“大师”能拍电影,我们要负全责]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/db4b-audiofreehighqps/E3/DE/CMCoOR8DjOXcAEVxHwBoxJhP.m4a Fri, 20 Nov 2020 01:58:36 GMT 09:21 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/357079710 混元形意太极掌门人马保国归隐一天后,宣布参加院线电影《少年功夫王》的拍摄录制,马老表示,一切为了爱国和弘扬中国传统功夫,并现场展现他的独门绝技“闪电五连鞭”和"连三锤"。


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<![CDATA[年纪越大越想躺着]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/7040-audiofreehighqps/C3/64/CMCoOSADikawAELU-gBoD_h_.m4a Wed, 18 Nov 2020 02:14:59 GMT 09:00 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/356408325 42 <![CDATA[世间有猛男不代表你就是猛男]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/ec7b-audiofreehighqps/5C/7B/CMCoOSQDh5ztAEYqIgBnU_vx.m4a Mon, 16 Nov 2020 01:46:07 GMT 09:27 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/355701484 新疆一牧民徒手与狼搏斗,并将其打死。据乡政府工作人员称,当天晚上狼要咬牧民家的羊,牧民听到声音出来徒手与狼搏斗,然后把狼打死了,牧民有受伤但问题不大。



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<![CDATA[你的身高达标了吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/c836-audiofreehighqps/49/B9/CMCoOSUDg8C0AEcVFQBmcMf9.m4a Fri, 13 Nov 2020 03:29:42 GMT 09:35 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/354796545 中国人过去三十多年变得越来越高,尤其中国男性成为全世界身高增长最快的群体之一。数据显示,中国19岁男性平均身高为175. 7cm,全球排名65。中国女性平均身高也是东亚第一,以163.5cm超过韩国的163.2cm。在1985~2019这35年间,中国男性平均身高增幅在200个国家地区中位列第一,增长将近9cm,女性身高增幅排第三。目前中国19岁男女的平均身高追平甚至超过了南欧的葡萄牙、意大利和西班牙等国家。


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<![CDATA[小霸王没了,爷青结]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/b4f1-audiofreehighqps/F4/2B/CMCoOSUDgRHmAELNpABlxLd-.m4a Wed, 11 Nov 2020 02:39:21 GMT 09:00 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/354149043 45 <![CDATA[我也想读书,不想干苦活]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/6009-audiofreehighqps/08/6C/CMCoOSYDfmRjAEZk3wBlEsga.m4a Mon, 09 Nov 2020 01:54:08 GMT 09:29 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/353512699 有网友发帖称,自己学校的教学楼正在装修,有一天,巡视工地的老师发现,正在装修教室的黑板上被写下了三行字:

我也想读书,

不想干苦活,

加油,小孩!

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<![CDATA[从偷电瓶车养你到偷魔芋养你]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/13b3-audiofreehighqps/79/A3/CMCoOR8DenAlAEaLDgBkKNIO.m4a Fri, 06 Nov 2020 01:55:16 GMT 09:30 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/352630392 47 <![CDATA[再不取快递,前台要自闭]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/2c6a-audiofreehighqps/07/7A/CMCoOSQDd88OAEbUegBjfQL4.m4a Wed, 04 Nov 2020 02:03:24 GMT 09:33 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/351997543 48 <![CDATA[人生的终极理想就是不用上班]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/717b-audiofreehighqps/1E/ED/CMCoOSUDdS0GAEgACABizU3q.m4a Mon, 02 Nov 2020 02:07:32 GMT 09:42 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/351348867 49 <![CDATA[开粉色灯就是搞颜色吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/0040-audiofreehighqps/8C/29/CMCoOR8DYrfWAEQZfwBebaZf.m4a Mon, 19 Oct 2020 02:06:43 GMT 09:11 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/346815054 江苏连云港一女子发视频说,她平时在阳台养多肉,到了晚上需要给多肉照射粉色补光灯。但从楼房外面看过去,亮粉色的灯光显得特别打眼,不知道的人都问她是干什么工作的。


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<![CDATA[你们真的懂拼单“名媛”吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/b9d2-audiofreehighqps/1F/DC/CMCoOR4DXsSDAEYSpgBdlRLm.m4a Fri, 16 Oct 2020 02:11:45 GMT 09:27 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/345897484 前两天,一篇名为《我潜伏上海“名媛”群,做了半个月的名媛观察者》的文章刷屏了。上海名媛群的话题随之冲上微博热搜。

随后拼单名媛发声:我花自己的钱,不偷不抢,拼个酒店包包怎么了?


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<![CDATA[理智追星,别一天天就想跟人结婚]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/40b9-audiofreehighqps/3B/EF/CMCoOSQDXB3mAEN5cABc8aGR.m4a Wed, 14 Oct 2020 01:56:23 GMT 09:06 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/345245334 江西一位61岁的阿姨在自媒体平台上疯狂迷恋靳东,为了追星,她和老公分房睡、离家出走、不要老公儿子不要家庭。她坚信靳东会喜欢自己,老公一劝她,她就摔东摔西,还打骂老公。但是,经过调查发现,这位让大姐沉迷的偶像,居然是一个假明星账号。

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<![CDATA[上班迟到比打架还可怕(附请假通知)]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/98d9-audiofreehighqps/52/F4/CMCoOR8DWX_SAELlIABcSVkA.m4a Mon, 12 Oct 2020 02:17:22 GMT 09:01 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/344615131 最近,一个“小学家长约架,头破血流进医院”的微信对话截图在网上热传。两名三年级男生因为做操的时侯“踢屁股”,倒水时“绊摔跤”产生摩擦,两名学生家长在微信群内发生口角并“约架”。其中一位父亲表示:“9点要算迟到扣工钱”第二天八点,在学校门口,一位爸爸用U形锁敲破了另一爸爸的头。由于“约架”的微信群只有家长没有老师,老师从其他家长处得知后,已通知双方孩子妈妈到校处理。

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<![CDATA[来都来了,就别走了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/a57b-audiofreehighqps/EA/CF/CMCoOR8DVYmnAELGSgBbeAQ4.m4a Fri, 09 Oct 2020 02:10:16 GMT 09:00 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/343699467 有游客在安徽黄山景区拍下壮观的一幕。曲折的山道上布满了密密麻麻的人,五颜六色的雨衣在风中摇晃,冷冷的风雨在游客脸上胡乱地拍,有人忍不住大喊道:我后悔了!我不想出来玩了,我想回家。然而回头看看下山的路,早已排满了游客,大家只好在风雨中互相搀扶,摇摇晃晃地“含泪”走完全程。


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<![CDATA[你的“老婆”跟别人结婚了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/3d14-audiofreehighqps/24/B5/CMCoOSUDUIQXAESzsQBaa0hO.m4a Mon, 05 Oct 2020 06:45:11 GMT 09:15 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/342595297 石原里美与交往了一年的同龄圈外男士结婚。随后,石原里美发布了一封手写信确认了这一消息,在手写信里,石原里美说自己的结婚对象是一位“一般男性”。


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<![CDATA[发公众号文章也能申请奖学金?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/41ea-audiofreehighqps/CD/FE/CMCoOSADTITnAEQz7wBZpV6A.m4a Fri, 02 Oct 2020 05:59:31 GMT 09:11 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/341769799 南京大学现代工程与应用科学学院发布《研究生奖学金评定办法》引发质疑。博士生以第一作者身份撰文发表于媒体平台阅读量超1万,可以申请参评国家奖学金。该学院研究生辅导员老师表示,该规定属新规,评价体系需作多元化处理。文章发表暂未限定媒体平台类别,具体媒体平台要求须经评审委员会审核讨论。

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<![CDATA[男人就喜欢让别人叫爸爸]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/8d8f-audiofreehighqps/7B/51/CMCoOSUDRZlwAEZTQQBYMZiD.m4a Sun, 27 Sep 2020 00:01:02 GMT 09:29 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/340299908 山东济南一男子郭某报警称,自己被人殴打还被抢走了手机。民警调取监控发现,当晚的确有一名年轻男子与郭某在街头大打出手。民警很快找到了这人,该男子称郭某让他认“干爹”,醉酒纠缠自己才发生对打,但并没有抢手机。事后郭某承认自己在饭店吃饭的时侯,看到邻桌的小伙子长相帅气,非要认他当干儿子,被拒绝后两人街头对打,郭某气不过才报了假警,现在被依法行政拘留了。


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<![CDATA[姑娘们已经对24节气下手了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/4ea2-audiofreehighqps/99/9C/CMCoOSYDQxCyAEWo7QBXqbnS.m4a Fri, 25 Sep 2020 01:53:21 GMT 09:23 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/339770897 58 <![CDATA[坏人可不会觉得你孩子小]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/0cd4-audiofreehighqps/5B/A1/CMCoOSUDQHKUAEaJlwBXCWxs.m4a Wed, 23 Sep 2020 02:14:10 GMT 09:30 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/339156531 最近有位学生家长觉得,自己的女儿才9岁,老师不应该教给孩子怀孕和性别这方面的知识。老师也进行了解释,因为班里有老师怀孕了,有同学在问。她想正好借这个机会,向同学们普及一下这方面的知识,没想到让家长感到不满。究竟9岁的孩子适不适合学习性教育呢?这事件让网友都吵翻了。


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<![CDATA[大学生什么时候能放出来啊]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/5d74-audiofreehighqps/1A/72/CMCoOSYDPczlAEaDtQBWZEp7.m4a Mon, 21 Sep 2020 02:02:43 GMT 09:30 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/338514615 开学之后,不少学校实行了封校管理,对此,学生们意见还是挺大的。终于,9月18日,河南一所大学宣布解封,学生凭借本人学生证测量体温后可以正常出入校门。该校学生闻讯后纷纷出校,还有学生用手机放起《好日子》表达内心的喜悦。保安说,自从解封后出校的人没断过,大家高兴坏了。


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<![CDATA[偷人外卖犹如断人活路]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/b4c3-audiofreehighqps/FB/AD/CMCoOSQDObxvAEVbFgBVj9pI.m4a Fri, 18 Sep 2020 00:01:15 GMT 09:21 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/337616437 深圳东门派出所接到报警,一单价值254元的烧烤被盗。查看监控发现,一男子戴外卖头盔进入烧烤店,离开时手提一份外卖。经查,该男子冒充外卖小哥到处取餐,3个月内作案数十起,吃胖了不少...目前已被抓获。


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<![CDATA[运气这东西,谁用完谁先走]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group83/M04/89/14/wKg5I19hVhvjK-TCAEOMiWDxLuI432.m4a Wed, 16 Sep 2020 00:01:07 GMT 09:06 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/337010859 浙江金华,凌晨1点多,一男子径直走到马路中间躺了下去,伸展四肢呈“大”字形,结果被一辆小轿车撞飞到几米之外。原来,被撞男子因为和女朋友吵架赌气,故意躺在机动车道上想吓唬女朋友。幸运的是,该男子只是头部有轻微的挫伤,其它并无大碍。


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<![CDATA[孙子干啥都对,儿子干啥都错]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group82/M09/66/48/wKg5HF9esx6TcP-TAEQ23s2eEkk524.m4a Mon, 14 Sep 2020 00:01:14 GMT 09:12 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/336374163 安徽芜湖警方接到报警,有人在家里被打了!民警到场后一问原因,有点哭笑不得。原来,打人的是孩子的奶奶,她让儿子辅导孙子写作业,结果孙子没有好好完成,老人气不过,就把儿子打了一顿。儿子委屈地对前来调解的民警诉苦:她天天打我!

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<![CDATA[你愿意多给“骑士”五分钟吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/2a00-audiofreehighqps/AE/51/CMCoOSQDMJDLAEN8YwBTe_X4.m4a Fri, 11 Sep 2020 01:06:52 GMT 09:06 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/335516488 饿了么官方微博发布公告称,将尽快推出一项新功能“我愿意多等5分钟/10分钟”按钮。如果在点外卖时不是很着急,在结算付款时按下此按钮,多给蓝骑士们一些时间。


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<![CDATA[农夫山泉有点钱]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group85/M08/22/4C/wKg5H19YRd6QisvkAEPNJMltFBU835.m4a Wed, 09 Sep 2020 03:02:20 GMT 09:08 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/334945531 农夫山泉正式登陆港交所。开盘涨85.12%,总市值达4400亿港元。公司创始人兼董事长钟闪闪的身价也随之飙升,一度超过马化腾,成为中国首富。


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<![CDATA[孩子是父母的照妖镜]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group84/M0A/03/C2/wKg5Hl9VmZGRAiAgAEYtFWfW9_M611.m4a Mon, 07 Sep 2020 02:22:39 GMT 09:27 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/334319403 内蒙古呼和浩特,7岁男孩在健身房泳池内大便被索赔15000元。健身房经理介绍,事发时,肇事孩子的家长曾建立微信群鼓动其他会员退费,同时,她建立了维权群,集合了30多位会员进行投诉,还打了投诉电话,而当知道这事是自己儿子干的后,该家长坚持只赔付游泳馆2000元。


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<![CDATA[那天,老爸把我送错了学校]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/storages/e34d-audiofreehighqps/7D/97/CMCoOSEDJ2QAAEMVmABRb_qa.m4a Fri, 04 Sep 2020 02:05:20 GMT 09:02 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/333457352 这几天开学,全国多地都发生,家长把孩子送错学校的事。最近一位送错学校的父亲羞愧地表示,风水轮流转啊:我昨天还嘲笑那位送错学校的爸爸,没想到今天就轮到了自己,我不想成名啊。


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<![CDATA[拍马屁的最高境界:挖祖坟]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group84/M03/BC/C2/wKg5JF9PCZzCD0OUAEVuMJJ3StE437.m4a Wed, 02 Sep 2020 02:54:52 GMT 09:21 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/332861460 广西两男子为博领导赏识多次挖坟,偷盗领导家祖坟尸骨,并将其藏匿。打算等领导找不到时再出来“立功”。近日,两人因涉嫌盗窃尸骨罪被提起公诉。


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<![CDATA[真的会有人顺着网线来揍你的]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group83/M02/66/51/wKg5HV9HDBrw9TB5AEMorrK8izA989.m4a Thu, 27 Aug 2020 01:27:01 GMT 09:03 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/331059568 明天开始返程回去上班,中间休息两期,下周三见。

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<![CDATA[没有人能抵挡住“恰饭”的诱惑]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group86/M0B/49/12/wKg5Jl9EbO2gyXW_AEQppuiTmWc671.m4a Tue, 25 Aug 2020 01:43:17 GMT 09:11 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/330426938 “这辈子都不可能打工的男子”决定当网红了。


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<![CDATA[阿姨,我不想努力了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group82/M09/0F/D4/wKg5Il8_X_rDS9uIAEQiUJcTsf0932.m4a Fri, 21 Aug 2020 05:46:47 GMT 09:11 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/329263376 浙江永康,男子岑某欠债7万多元,就想到在网上刷到那些‘阿姨,我不想再努力了’的视频,看到里面的人豁出去傍个富婆,就能过上富裕的生活,也想试试。结果钱没捞到还倒贴了钱,他越想越不甘,便伙同朱某抢劫“富婆”一个金镯子及2000元。紧接着,就被民警抓获了。


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<![CDATA[我需要一个大大的拥抱]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group86/M07/F0/DE/wKg5IF88bBfCgVEoAEMhVR-VlPo004.m4a Wed, 19 Aug 2020 00:00:57 GMT 09:03 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/328503976 有专家表示我们每天需要至少4个拥抱才能存活,8个可以维持正常运作,12个能让我们成长进步。

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<![CDATA[明星的保镖是雇来干嘛的呢]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group85/M07/D2/00/wKg5JV85yQXzj2Z6AEQ1ZtFYhFk491.m4a Mon, 17 Aug 2020 00:00:56 GMT 09:11 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/327829855 73 <![CDATA[学生放暑假竟然跑去割这个]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group82/M07/A9/68/wKg5Il81-Q7D8bFWAD9YKuaDIyo196.m4a Fri, 14 Aug 2020 02:37:36 GMT 08:32 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/326936510        最近,高考完的学生们扎堆去拉双眼皮了。江苏淮安一美容科的医生说,很多高考生都利用暑期这个较长的时间,来到医院割双眼皮让自己变美。现在接诊量是平时的3-4倍,其中男生占比20%。


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<![CDATA[有钱人的脑回路果然难以捉摸]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group86/M04/8D/99/wKg5Jl8zMf3CceoKAEhQzhUsi6I115.m4a Wed, 12 Aug 2020 00:00:59 GMT 09:45 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/326220002 75 <![CDATA[你大妈永远是你大妈]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group84/M05/70/6B/wKg5JF8wnFyh_d4GAEOrX94fJJ0057.m4a Mon, 10 Aug 2020 01:00:14 GMT 09:07 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/325562746 在辽宁沈阳,公园里一群网红主播竟然和广场舞大妈们吵了起来!起因是大妈们和网红主播争地盘发生了争执,随着争吵越来越激烈,甚至发展成了打架斗殴事件!然后还来了救护车到场带走伤员。


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<![CDATA[我是清华北大永远得不到的男人]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group83/M00/48/CA/wKg5HV8svjKgpChBAEeBwoila-Q028.m4a Fri, 07 Aug 2020 02:35:57 GMT 09:38 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/324656834 最近高考成绩下来了,最欢喜的,当属高考状元们,最劳苦的,当属北大清华的招生老师了。毫不夸张地说,在这段时间里,只要你能看到一个清华的招生老师,那么在他的半径一公里之内,绝对还有一群北大的老师。反之亦然。

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<![CDATA[夜深了,请不要使用“网抑云”]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group82/M00/27/C2/wKg5Il8qF1XBfOZEAETPmCB8l0M686.m4a Wed, 05 Aug 2020 02:19:28 GMT 09:16 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/323971428       音乐推出“云村评论治愈计划”。邀请心理专家、万名心理专业志愿者加入“云村治愈所”,万名乐评达人组成云村乐评团发起乐评征集大赛。同时升级《云村公约》治理虚假编造内容,规范乐评礼仪,为真正有需要的用户提供专业帮助。


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<![CDATA[人生分不清东南西北,十有八九]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group83/M00/0A/A0/wKg5HV8na0fCvGG4AEZ66NjV61k051.m4a Mon, 03 Aug 2020 01:40:54 GMT 09:30 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/323276352        陈先生的表弟读初中,表妹刚上大学,前两天,表弟表妹趁暑假来杭州找他,可在坐顺风车时,跟司机发生了冲突。表妹说,司机来接时让她往北走,但她不知道北面是哪,司机态度就不好了,还说全地球的人都知道,只有火星人不知道。而到目的地的时候,起了更激烈的冲突。事后,陈先生向网约车平台进行了投诉,平台对司机进行了封号处罚。


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<![CDATA[你想工作到几岁?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group82/M03/EF/AA/wKg5Il8k5wLj5zBfAER0jdSceC4761.m4a Sat, 01 Aug 2020 03:52:03 GMT 09:13 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/322668757 日本部分企业将招聘年龄放宽到了80岁,作为邻居,韩国也不甘落后!

调查显示,55岁至79岁韩国老年人中,大约67.4%希望继续工作,理想退休年龄平均为73岁。韩国统计局估算,2047年韩国老人将升至1879万人,相当于届时韩国总人口的38.4%。韩国2017年迈入老龄化社会,65岁及以上人口比例超过总人口的14%


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<![CDATA[扫地人没有一个是简单的]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group82/M06/C2/2E/wKg5HF8g2dPR8KUiAERkY-RyDVE774.m4a Wed, 29 Jul 2020 02:06:40 GMT 09:13 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/321640839 南京特警支队民警在基地训练,中途休息时,一名保洁阿姨突然爬上了特警们训练攀楼的绳索,这一幕正好被民警拍下。


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<![CDATA[一个女儿,三个“爸爸”?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group82/M0B/A3/E7/wKg5Il8eOXDTLTCnAEJ-VnH4gSc534.m4a Mon, 27 Jul 2020 02:17:51 GMT 08:58 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/320934825        前段时间,在短视频平台上出现了这样的视频:女儿考上清华后感恩父母。视频里,戴着眼镜的女孩找到正在捡破烂衣衫褴褛的父亲面前,大喊一声“爸爸我考上啦!”然后哭着给父亲跪下。

        这段寒门学子感恩父母的视频触动了很多人,收获超过几十万万的点赞。没几天,类似的视频又出现了。这次是女孩的爸爸在工地搬砖,但剧情一样:女孩边喊“我考上啦”边给父亲下跪。没过几天,又又一段视频出来了:情节还是一样:女孩考上清华感恩父母,但这回,父亲成了植物人躺在病床上。

       认真的网友突然发现,这几段视频里的女孩根本就是同一个。咦,一个女儿,三个“爸爸”?

所以真相只有一个:这段看哭了几十万人的视频,其实是摆拍的。


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<![CDATA[男孩子要保护好自己啊]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group84/M0A/7F/A4/wKg5Hl8aSljTglrtAD7v6M2oFyk586.m4a Fri, 24 Jul 2020 02:40:59 GMT 08:29 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/319963490 陕西华阴,36岁的吴先生因为失眠幻听到民医院就诊,没想到在医生休息室遭到一位男医生两次猥亵。吴先生说:当时医生神情严肃,让我把裤子脱了,我以为是检查项目,没想到医生接着也把裤子脱了。

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<![CDATA[日做诗歌两千首,一开口就是老传销了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group82/M07/5E/37/wKg5HF8Xp4iiffA0AEXoEOM5Erk923.m4a Wed, 22 Jul 2020 02:41:30 GMT 09:25 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/319276287 据岑某诺本人表述,她于2017年花18万元师从“演讲大师”姬剑晶。网友看了,觉得这师徒二人的演讲“套路”满满,风格和内容如出一辙。姬剑晶公司称,岑某诺已经在开培训课,每人收费约五千元。她在演讲中说,目标今年8月准备买一台200万的玛莎拉蒂。


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<![CDATA[纹身花臂男秒变软萌萝莉音]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group84/M08/43/8B/wKg5Hl8U_iCwVceBAEQE8mcjRdw416.m4a Mon, 20 Jul 2020 02:14:20 GMT 09:10 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/318571127 警方破获一起主播诈骗案,被抓男子不一般,清清嗓子一张嘴,纹身花臂男秒变软萌萝莉音。而且没有用变声器,这就是他自己的声音。


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<![CDATA[我的快乐,要回来了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group82/M05/18/C7/wKg5HF8REmazHOmBAET3O7uNSoM065.m4a Fri, 17 Jul 2020 02:51:48 GMT 09:18 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/317613493 国家电影局发布:低风险地区在影院各项防控措施有效落实到位的前提下,可于7月20日有序恢复开放营业。要求全部采取网络实名预约、无接触方式售票;实行交叉隔座售票,陌生观众间距1米以上;进电影院必须全程佩戴口罩;每场电影上座率不得超过30%;影厅内原则上禁止饮食。


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<![CDATA[小心,你的脸可能被卖了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group84/M07/FE/01/wKg5Hl8OYvLQa8xlAENamslx6iw404.m4a Wed, 15 Jul 2020 01:58:29 GMT 09:05 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/316919792 记者调查发现,一些网络黑产从业者利用电商平台,批量倒卖非法获取的人脸等身份信息和“照片活化”的教程。售价五毛一张,总共两万套,还有手持身份证的人脸照片截图。这些人脸信息有可能被用于虚假注册、电信网络诈骗等违法犯罪活动。


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<![CDATA[只要心态好,有水就是巴厘岛]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group83/M0A/DE/AC/wKg5HV8LyLXSvPOKAEWBRhtviB8003.m4a Mon, 13 Jul 2020 02:36:04 GMT 09:22 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/316253309 受连日强降雨影响,广西柳州融江水位暴涨,导致县城出现严重洪涝灾害。一男子被洪水围困,只能站在车顶,然后他居然淡定地跳起舞来。目前,柳州融水海事处、融水消防救援大队等多个部门组织救援队伍,紧急转移受灾群众。


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<![CDATA[年入百万人群容易感到不幸福]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group85/M04/BC/FE/wKg5H18H1cfBf21CAERrvI_SB8Q932.m4a Fri, 10 Jul 2020 02:42:44 GMT 09:13 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/315328226 最近一项调查称:四成中国人感觉幸福,而年收入超过100万人群容易感到不幸福。那一年挣多少钱的人生活最幸福呢?答案是12万到20万。这个人群中,每10人就有6个人感到生活的美好。


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<![CDATA[淘汰,在高考前就已经开始了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group87/M05/A0/B1/wKg5IV8FKb6CbWGTAEQlP5mhd34476.m4a Wed, 08 Jul 2020 02:04:12 GMT 09:11 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/314686931 5日,湖北襄阳一考生家长在自家门口,把孩子和其同学等3人夹在书本内的高考准考证,当作废品卖给一个过路收废品男子。家长急忙到废品站寻找,但废品已经被打包拉走了。


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<![CDATA[我又打算跳槽了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group86/M02/8A/E7/wKg5Jl8CzaKhwpMuAETMqUa4lRE776.m4a Mon, 06 Jul 2020 02:17:10 GMT 09:16 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/314014006 杭州灵隐寺发布了招聘启事。这次招人主要是负责寺院信息发布及对外宣传工作,工作内容是撰写新闻稿、发言稿、工作总结,高质量完成微信、微博、网站内容编辑、审校以及文宣部的其他日常工作。岗位要求是全日制中文专业本科以上学历,熟练操作办公软件,有佛教信仰的优先,工作地点就在灵隐寺内,工作时间为每天早上的8点30到下午16点30,单休可调休,不用出家。

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<![CDATA[老干妈,一个心如止水的卖酱机器]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group86/M06/65/4C/wKg5IF7-qOiB0ekXAEPKNWxQcgU242.m4a Fri, 03 Jul 2020 03:40:53 GMT 09:08 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/313111769 腾讯为了挽回尊严,各种公关营销,一拨自黑操作,圈粉无数,还许诺1000瓶老干妈求骗子线索。接着老干妈官方旗舰店上线一个名为“大客户专属”的1000瓶辣椒酱组合装链接,似乎在回应腾讯公司的“要买1000瓶辣椒酱”。


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<![CDATA[是的,中国人都会功夫]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group83/M01/4B/AB/wKg5I17771mxjPaZAEt4cuEjYGs781.m4a Wed, 01 Jul 2020 02:04:37 GMT 10:10 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/312493495 凌晨,一个穿红色上衣的男子拿着小刀进入一家小超市抢劫。劫匪亮出小刀指着店员,没想到店员抓住劫匪持刀的手,拿起柜台旁堆放的啤酒,朝劫匪头上砸去。在店员用啤酒瓶连续暴击至少九次头部,直接在劫匪脑袋上连开了6瓶啤酒之后,劫匪终于撑不住了,体力不支倒地。公安局通报,已将犯罪嫌疑人抓获,店员手部被划伤,他的酒瓶六连击被认定为正当防卫。


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<![CDATA[我们又把螺蛳吃濒危了?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group82/M05/33/D7/wKg5Il75T4mwodxuAEXZYZh0nfA713.m4a Mon, 29 Jun 2020 02:18:16 GMT 09:25 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/311885672 螺蛳被列入国家二级保护动物名录

别着急,专家说了,保护动物名录中的“螺蛳”并不是螺蛳粉里的螺蛳,而是另外一种动物。螺蛳粉里用的螺蛳是“中华圆田螺”,而被保护的螺蛳是在分布在云南高原湖泊的螺蛳属螺蛳,他们只是名字一样,但实际上是两种动物。


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<![CDATA[开车不喝酒,接吻不开车]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group83/M03/11/CE/wKg5I171bJ7DTPnMAERrvGBzjdA647.m4a Fri, 26 Jun 2020 03:33:17 GMT 09:13 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/311018942 95 <![CDATA[现代骗术已经触到我的知识盲区了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group85/M07/F9/A5/wKg5JV7yuMqy0CdxAEQmtwBc0NI187.m4a Wed, 24 Jun 2020 02:21:31 GMT 09:11 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/310444419 犯罪嫌疑人揭晓了这个秘密:他们用一个特定的系统,将一台旧手机改造成模仿基站信号的天线,就可以用它拦截嗅取,探测到周围的手机短信。简单来说,他改装的这个天线,可以拦截获取到发给你的短信。罪犯就用手机号和嗅取到的动态短信验证码登陆银行,然后偷偷转账。


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<![CDATA[每年定番:你的快递可能被烧了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group85/M07/DF/74/wKg5H17wEcbQhq2QAEggWhr0hGw517.m4a Mon, 22 Jun 2020 02:04:20 GMT 09:43 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/309805464 芜合高速芜湖段,一辆满载快递的厢式货车突发大火。交警和消防人员赶到现场后将明火扑灭,车上12吨快递几乎被烧毁。

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<![CDATA[今天你被“拍”了吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group85/M02/BB/93/wKg5H17sJwShMn08AESASuLDeiI868.m4a Fri, 19 Jun 2020 02:45:57 GMT 09:14 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/308923863 最近微信新增了一项功能,“拍一拍”:双击好友头像,头像会抖动,并会有文字提示,出现“你拍了拍'他'”的提醒。这一功能支持用户在群聊和个人对话中提醒对方,好友如果是最新版的话,便能收到该震动及文字提醒,完美取代了“在吗”的作用。

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<![CDATA[文化输出,“一剪梅”在欧美爆红 0617]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group86/M04/9F/1E/wKg5Jl7pelKja2dnAEQiUNFBpao883.m4a Wed, 17 Jun 2020 02:04:32 GMT 09:11 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/308261231 芬兰、挪威、瑞典和新西兰全部冲上了热歌榜前三!YouTube上《一剪梅》相关的视频都已超过了1000个!甚至其中那句咱们耳熟能详的“雪花飘飘,北风萧萧”都成了国外的流行语!


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<![CDATA[失恋女上天耍酒疯一拳砸烂飞机 0615]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group85/M08/84/4D/wKg5H17m2mDCFEt6AEY40V2jyeI698.m4a Mon, 15 Jun 2020 02:17:35 GMT 09:28 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/307591092 100 <![CDATA[再好看的老婆也防不了渣男出轨 0612]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group87/M05/5F/EA/wKg5J17jCM3B9-m4AESsV_bYZ58320.m4a Fri, 12 Jun 2020 04:46:37 GMT 09:15 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/306716941 101 <![CDATA[长得帅真能当饭吃 0610]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group83/M01/42/E4/wKg5HV7gQKKxyF_rAETv5bhrSW8476.m4a Wed, 10 Jun 2020 02:08:02 GMT 09:17 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/306019460 102 <![CDATA[微信可以改ID了,TB:不改]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group83/M05/27/54/wKg5I17dmf-gj7L-AEVZnv7MVLM324.m4a Mon, 08 Jun 2020 01:52:52 GMT 09:21 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/305345073 103 <![CDATA[城管来了!大家快出摊儿!0605]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group77/M05/96/5F/wKgO1V7ZoX_x08ftAEVcjuqhjf0169.m4a Fri, 05 Jun 2020 01:35:48 GMT 09:21 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/304366971        为了释放“地摊经济”活力,让城市更有烟火气,这两天江西九江瑞昌市不少小商贩接到了城管队员打来的电话,动员他们到指定地点摆摊经营。不少摊贩主接到电话后非常惊讶,难以置信的问:你不是骗我呢吧?


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<![CDATA[离婚有冷静期,家暴没有]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group81/M03/5A/AF/wKgPEl7XCIDCkCrEAET7peDrwAA239.m4a Wed, 03 Jun 2020 02:18:30 GMT 09:18 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/303669968 105 <![CDATA[螺蛳粉学院开始招生啦]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group81/M0B/1C/55/wKgPDV7UXlbBSqUTAET3O_VaeKE912.m4a Mon, 01 Jun 2020 01:47:53 GMT 09:18 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/302982523 106 <![CDATA[给蚊子戴口罩的活儿有人干了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group79/M07/C4/FD/wKgPC17QalOQB38lAERYpw0D5uY486.m4a Fri, 29 May 2020 01:49:57 GMT 09:13 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/301965914        一位俄罗斯微观艺术家专门为蚱蜢、蜻蜓等昆虫打造了世界上最小的口罩,精细程度令人叹为观止。这位艺术家表示,口罩是用医用纱布制成的,同时两边的带子还可以进行调节。他希望通过为昆虫制作微型口罩提高人们保护昆虫的意识。

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<![CDATA[是时候补上一张家长“上岗证”了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group80/M02/83/69/wKgPEV7NzFSw8u2DAEEH5PiQ9Rs844.m4a Wed, 27 May 2020 02:11:22 GMT 08:46 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/301228811

你觉得家长有必要持证上岗吗?


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<![CDATA[洪水会倒车了,狗都能单爪开车了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group81/M0A/52/0E/wKgPEl7LKtCw_2ikAEPpC7NeJyU948.m4a Mon, 25 May 2020 02:17:38 GMT 09:09 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/300482531        新西兰三条小狗仅花了8周的时间就掌握了基本的驾驶技能,可以驾驶改装过的汽车。它们都是被救回来的流浪狗,如今其中的一只叫Porter的狗狗已成为世界上首只会开车的狗,可以独自开车上路了。


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<![CDATA[恋爱时发的红包分手后该还吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group79/M02/F3/14/wKgPC17HU3fyoJNQAEUUmWjIOeg862.m4a Fri, 22 May 2020 04:22:01 GMT 09:19 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/299436983 110 <![CDATA[骑士们要保护好自己的头盔啊]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group81/M09/B8/88/wKgPEl7Ej8SgWdn6AEXQkPOSPAI269.m4a Wed, 20 May 2020 02:01:42 GMT 09:24 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/298620410 多省市从立法上确立了驾乘电动自行车强制佩戴安全头盔的制度,未按规定佩戴头盔的,将被处警告或罚款;并将电动自行车搭载人员年龄限制从14周岁以下,放宽到16周岁以下。法规落地仍需时间。



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<![CDATA[有钱人都有一个毛病:记性不好]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group79/M0B/68/7D/wKgPC17B6huRkumSAEalfkRC9Ws153.m4a Mon, 18 May 2020 01:51:10 GMT 09:31 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/297782565 112 <![CDATA[双胞胎居然有一个不是亲生的?!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group79/M05/02/AE/wKgPC1697orzJAZzAEO8_k6-HCY104.m4a Fri, 15 May 2020 01:21:02 GMT 09:08 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/296540086 113 <![CDATA[干啥啥不行,花样作死第一名]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group81/M00/C7/1A/wKgPEl67VBXRAtSCAELvaSiSwnI677.m4a Wed, 13 May 2020 01:57:28 GMT 09:01 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/295691059 114 <![CDATA[电影院开门了,你还是一个人看电影吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group81/M01/79/ED/wKgPEl64qt6zhqZ_AEWRzLdWX4c996.m4a Mon, 11 May 2020 01:30:59 GMT 09:17 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/294810578        国务院联防联控机制近日下发通知:按照相关技术指南,在落实防控措施前提下,预约限流方式开放影剧院等娱乐场所,其中包括图书馆、博物馆等室内场馆,以及影剧院、游艺厅等密闭式娱乐休闲场所。


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<![CDATA[自己绑架自己算犯罪吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group79/M01/08/44/wKgPC160uwvQnrecAEeWevfuQQM695.m4a Fri, 08 May 2020 01:50:57 GMT 09:33 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/293608670 116 <![CDATA[一不小心又参与了个百亿大项目]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group80/M05/B1/1F/wKgPDF6yD3zz1c6gAEmpo4KvMLQ806.m4a Wed, 06 May 2020 01:14:24 GMT 09:49 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/292708066 五一前四天全国接待国内游客共1.04亿人次,实现国内旅游收入约432.3亿元。


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<![CDATA[我终于没有拖网民的后腿]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group79/M0B/0D/F6/wKgPC16rlSmw9SWYAEUvHQkb5Hg876.m4a Fri, 01 May 2020 03:18:52 GMT 09:14 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/290770834 一份最新的调查数据显示,截至2020年3月 ,中国网民规模为9.04亿。其中,月收入在5000元以上的网民群体占比为27.6%,也就是说,全国72.4%的网民,大概6.5亿人收入不足5000。其中,有收入但月收入在1000元以下的网民群体占比为20.8%;月收入在2001-5000元的网民群体合计占比为33.4%。


此外,初中、高中/中专/技校学历的网民群体占比分别为41.1%、22.2%,受过大学专科及以上教育的网民群体占比为19.5%。而且,在我国网民群体中,学生最多,占比为26.9%;其次是个体户/自由职业者,占比为22.4%;企业/公司的管理人员和一般人员占比共计10.9%。

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<![CDATA[生命不息,相亲不止]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group80/M03/B9/ED/wKgPDF6o2brwyWrDAEZ2xxC4Vkw479.m4a Wed, 29 Apr 2020 01:34:37 GMT 09:24 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/289903306 119 <![CDATA[生活不易,猫猫叹气]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group81/M06/6E/5F/wKgPDV6mPQrSemZjAEQpIPazxpM059.m4a Mon, 27 Apr 2020 02:00:58 GMT 09:05 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/288992406 120 <![CDATA[4.23,世界查男友手机日]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group78/M03/79/AA/wKgO4F6iSdTj6zNPAEtK3Yi6XHo923.m4a Fri, 24 Apr 2020 02:07:02 GMT 10:03 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/287692043 121 <![CDATA[好想去电影院看电影啊]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group71/M05/E9/AB/wKgO2V6f4JuBJ9NnAEL2Ti2BtT4512.m4a Wed, 22 Apr 2020 06:13:33 GMT 08:56 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/286815375 受新冠疫情的影响,华特迪士尼公司将从本周开始停止向10万余名员工支付薪水。

这样能为迪士尼每月节省近5亿美元的开支,以缓解疫情以来的经济压力。



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<![CDATA[什么毛病?网红公司争抢“不打工男”]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group74/M03/39/A7/wKgO0l6c_z6hmVy3AEZdD5Sk_Rk396.m4a Mon, 20 Apr 2020 01:47:31 GMT 09:23 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/285721929

      “打工是不可能打工的,这辈子不可能打工的”周某第四次刑满出狱,18号,周某的几位哥哥早早到了他服刑的监狱,准备接他回家。在监狱门口,还停了不少外地车牌的车辆,其中还有不少豪车。这些开着豪车的外地人都是网红经济公司,他们来这里,是想第一时间签下周某并培养成网红。对于这些,周某的哥哥们已经见怪不怪,他们说,这些直播平台和网红经济公司的人早就找到家里,跟家里人谈过签约的事情,这些公司承诺的签约费高达200万到300万。


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<![CDATA[以直报怨,以德报德]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group76/M05/0E/8B/wKgO3l6ZBjrRdlVDAEVTtLeJpQ0247.m4a Fri, 17 Apr 2020 01:28:15 GMT 09:15 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/284360353        在伤害事件发生整整84天后,陶勇医生终于出院了。目前他的左手还没有知觉,日常生活也非常不便,全天24小时、无论做任何事情都要戴着支具,陶医生说:从法律层面来说,我要求严惩凶手。我不把自己埋在仇恨之中,不代表我可以宽容他、可以谅解他。否则这也是对其他医务工作者的道德绑架。


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<![CDATA[我把你当粉丝,你却想当我爹?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group73/M02/D9/42/wKgO0V6WaayiceV2AEln6QQzqPU865.m4a Wed, 15 Apr 2020 01:55:45 GMT 09:47 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/283379364 足球运动员内马尔的母亲,在个人社交平台晒出与22岁男友蒂亚戈·拉莫斯的合影,巧的是,蒂亚戈·拉莫斯是一名足球运动员,同时也是内马尔的迷弟,还曾晒出与内马尔的合影。


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<![CDATA[那个不可能打工的男人出来了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group77/M02/B3/4A/wKgO1V6TyYri6c4pAERSDzUlOkE604.m4a Mon, 13 Apr 2020 02:07:59 GMT 09:07 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/282388296        2016年7月,“打工是不可能打工的”这段话突然在网络上蹿红,成为红极一时的网红语录。

       据资料显示,周某在2007年至2016年先后因盗窃罪、抢劫罪被判刑,最后一次刑期将于2020年4月18日执行完毕。也就是说,如果没什么特殊情况,现年36岁的周某本周六,就要从柳州监狱出狱了。


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<![CDATA[热干面,归队了!我们的武汉回来了!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group78/M08/5F/85/wKgO4F6P1ROiH9xQAEUsB9-P7fY003.m4a Fri, 10 Apr 2020 02:08:10 GMT 09:13 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/280980104 4月8日,湖北武汉打开通道,重新与外界“连接”。一场突发疫情席卷全球,处于风暴中心的江城武汉,现在大病初愈,逐渐重启。热干面,终于归队了!


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<![CDATA[猛男落泪:女网友竟然是男的?!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group77/M01/35/5D/wKgO316NLrPSSWZVAEjmoT49lxI232.m4a Wed, 08 Apr 2020 01:53:44 GMT 09:43 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/279944375 128 <![CDATA[谢谢你们为我们拼过命]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group75/M03/13/6D/wKgO016KqdzTKqZXAEa0jelZA2M765.m4a Mon, 06 Apr 2020 04:02:27 GMT 09:26 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/279015083 129 <![CDATA[年初啥也没干,净见证历史了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group75/M00/CF/A5/wKgO3V6GnEjjwF_2AEoiNFF-gJs830.m4a Fri, 03 Apr 2020 02:15:26 GMT 09:53 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/277636236 130 <![CDATA[睡前距离高考68天,一觉醒来98天]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group75/M07/AD/66/wKgO016D86DjuNgyAEfdTi1-mpk092.m4a Wed, 01 Apr 2020 01:51:15 GMT 09:35 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/276612306 131 <![CDATA[明年一月应该是全世界生娃高峰]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group78/M08/72/24/wKgO4F6BTjmQqjF5AEXCfVRIo6I081.m4a Mon, 30 Mar 2020 01:41:02 GMT 09:18 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/275609061 132 <![CDATA[终于可以打麻将了!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group77/M0A/3E/41/wKgO3159XbKj11wUAEj1mauSmT4430.m4a Fri, 27 Mar 2020 01:57:58 GMT 09:44 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/274237202 说解封,别的地方都是宣布开学/开餐馆/开小区,咱大四川——宣布开麻将馆。别的都可以缓缓,麻将优先级最高。四川0新增不是胜利标志,四川人民开开心心打麻将才是胜利标志。

不过等麻友一洗牌就会发现:我们的幺鸡呢?好像还在警察蜀黍手里!


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<![CDATA[内蒙人家里的水龙头流牛奶?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group73/M08/14/86/wKgO2156xYXi7NmfAEL7mbA4ORY254.m4a Wed, 25 Mar 2020 02:44:09 GMT 08:56 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/273240866 134 <![CDATA[开学啦,终于开学啦!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group76/M03/F2/C4/wKgO3l54IEqRUCYGAESM3XSiB8c020.m4a Mon, 23 Mar 2020 02:34:38 GMT 09:08 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/272236115     随着江苏最新加入开学阵营,全国共有17省市(含港澳台)开学时间已经明确。开学时间已定地区的学生要留意具体的开学时间,按照教育部门和学校的安排,有序做好开学准备工作。


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<![CDATA[我见到了英雄凯旋的样子]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group76/M08/B9/74/wKgO1F50H2vihay3AEXkT5IqvPs226.m4a Fri, 20 Mar 2020 01:41:51 GMT 09:19 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/270852492        41支各省援鄂医疗队3675人踏上了返程。武汉市武昌区中南路沿线的楼体上,滚动着送别各地医疗队的文字:白衣执甲,逆行出征,凯旋而归!援助湖北的各省医疗队陆续回家,湖北和各省医疗队当地的民众,还有政府都用最高规格为他们送行和欢迎他们回家!


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<![CDATA[这些人火了,让人火冒三丈的火 0318]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group77/M09/99/F4/wKgO1V5xfIyCPVt5AEgOmAXx6Rg163.m4a Wed, 18 Mar 2020 01:42:26 GMT 09:37 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/269827947 137 <![CDATA[天空飘来两个字,洗手就完事儿 0316]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group78/M09/54/4F/wKgO4F5u5YjjFIvKAEd3OvlKZHQ143.m4a Mon, 16 Mar 2020 02:33:35 GMT 09:32 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/268778245 138 <![CDATA[意式小喇叭开始广播啦]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group73/M0B/21/3D/wKgO215q6UySJ7zYAEW303Vq-w8081.m4a Fri, 13 Mar 2020 02:00:30 GMT 09:18 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/267369187 139 <![CDATA[开学了吗?已经毕业了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group78/M0B/03/4F/wKgO1l5oTpSSTl4bAESBO9J1PjA970.m4a Wed, 11 Mar 2020 02:35:53 GMT 09:08 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/266283748 140 <![CDATA[宅男或成最大健康群体]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group74/M0A/D6/94/wKgO0l5lqBzT1wrBAErxVz5MrYI811.m4a Mon, 09 Mar 2020 02:21:06 GMT 10:00 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/265246200 141 <![CDATA[快点开学吧,扛不住了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group77/M02/A4/8E/wKgO1V5htfPTsLNyAEVF4HQ0TtM897.m4a Fri, 06 Mar 2020 02:31:04 GMT 09:14 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/263821293 142 <![CDATA[人在家中坐,竟然被热搜]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group77/M03/79/D9/wKgO1V5fF1qRf6aXAEX_TY5NhM4615.m4a Wed, 04 Mar 2020 02:49:52 GMT 09:20 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/262816344 2月24日,下午13时,微博用户“迪迪出逃记”在微博发布同人文章《下坠》最新一章的连载,就是这样一部以肖战、王一博为原型的同人文,成为了此次事件的导火索。


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<![CDATA[过年走亲戚,把亲家吃穷了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group73/M01/46/D2/wKgO0V5ccffRMeeHAEXHtAdjwIc845.m4a Mon, 02 Mar 2020 02:39:41 GMT 09:18 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/261803218 144 <![CDATA[有信心4月底基本控制疫情]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group74/M03/03/D2/wKgO3F5YgIjDUgx8AEYp4Ndsd_s168.m4a Fri, 28 Feb 2020 02:52:41 GMT 09:21 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/260403674 145 <![CDATA[0新增不等于0风险]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group74/M06/E2/6F/wKgO0l5V0TShLlc7AEThuuuxEEQ038.m4a Wed, 26 Feb 2020 02:00:06 GMT 09:11 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/259399499 146 <![CDATA[现在少聚,是为了以后还能聚!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group73/M03/B9/E5/wKgO0V5TL1Wy4ndZAEaunauRf4E278.m4a Mon, 24 Feb 2020 02:04:49 GMT 09:26 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/258434047 147 <![CDATA[印度:蝗虫被我们搞定了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group76/M06/80/FF/wKgO3l5POwqAg_PIAETiUKU-7cU826.m4a Fri, 21 Feb 2020 02:05:48 GMT 09:11 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/257106975 印度宣布:当前蝗灾已基本结束!

尽管当前蝗灾基本结束,但印度政府仍发布预警称,今年6月可能出现更为严重的蝗灾。印度农业与农民福利部部长凯拉什·乔杜里近日表示,预计今年6月,印度西部沙漠地区可能出现规模更大的蝗灾。印度蝗灾防控部门已着手防控准备,并计划使用直升机和无人机灭蝗。

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<![CDATA[有的街,一上就是一辈子]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group74/M04/56/C0/wKgO3F5MoumBr_lQAEU51-Sj7sQ877.m4a Wed, 19 Feb 2020 02:52:14 GMT 09:14 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/256192403 就在大家伙儿沉浸在被黄冈密卷支配的恐惧中时,当地疫情防控部门辟谣了。考的压根就不是黄冈密卷,而是法律和防疫知识。


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<![CDATA[好好吃饭也是为社会做贡献]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group74/M03/3A/51/wKgO0l5J--izt6j5AEQcAbk5XhM376.m4a Mon, 17 Feb 2020 02:35:07 GMT 09:05 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/255228628 专家说了,疫情当下,一定要好好吃饭:民以食为天,吃是为了营养。营养跟不上,容易被感染,感染后也不易恢复。好好吃饭,为身体提供足够营养素。



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<![CDATA[赤子切记平安还!祝各位情人节安康]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group74/M05/01/CC/wKgO0l5F_5qx0sYkAEN5bnHVz0w804.m4a Fri, 14 Feb 2020 02:03:00 GMT 09:06 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/253913353 近日,50吨爱心蔬菜,从四川雅安送到湖北,而由山东、湖南两省四支医疗队共549人的出征,也被网友称为:鲁火纯青,湘当可靠。


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<![CDATA[新冠肺炎治愈率不断上升!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group71/M0A/95/4F/wKgOz15DabrjJbkZAEMcvDlBwzY229.m4a Wed, 12 Feb 2020 02:57:49 GMT 08:57 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/253031104

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<![CDATA[躲得了初一,还得躲得了十五]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group71/M00/53/EE/wKgO2V5A-QLDOwGmAEdM4VZbLuE154.m4a Mon, 10 Feb 2020 06:33:50 GMT 09:37 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/252243099 153 <![CDATA[带病回村,不肖子孙!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group70/M02/C6/4D/wKgO2F47hduwFoRCAEUkTboOwMw581.m4a Thu, 06 Feb 2020 03:19:45 GMT 09:13 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/250438932 154 <![CDATA[中国速度,火神山医院投入使用]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group71/M03/7D/7A/wKgOz14413zSnSTrAERXIM3lrCk571.m4a Tue, 04 Feb 2020 02:30:49 GMT 09:07 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/249574349 155 <![CDATA[在家呆着别出门,比吃双黄连有效]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group71/M0A/1D/88/wKgOz14050rTinZaAEYu0yFn6cc431.m4a Sat, 01 Feb 2020 02:51:42 GMT 09:27 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/248416454 专家说不出门就是最好的办法的时候,有些人咋就跟聋了似的?


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<![CDATA[学医,一定能救人]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group70/M00/B7/3C/wKgO2F4vrqzCH5xUAEWwlMxv0pg693.m4a Tue, 28 Jan 2020 03:46:27 GMT 09:18 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/247174016 157 <![CDATA[愿2020年,天下无骗]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group72/M08/AE/05/wKgO0F4pDOHhnMZiAELDXUgT0VM702.m4a Fri, 24 Jan 2020 01:00:15 GMT 09:00 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/246359829 158 <![CDATA[普通医用口罩也能阻止飞沫传播]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group72/M03/86/49/wKgO0F4nuVTAva-uAEXgOPSkAtE764.m4a Wed, 22 Jan 2020 02:54:01 GMT 09:19 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/245917007

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这部剧作讲述的是正义勇敢的哪吒和小伙伴们与变形金刚携手,共同战胜邪恶,并得到变形金刚钦佩的故事,开播时间待定。


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http://audio.xmcdn.com/group58/M04/14/B1/wKgLc1ziETbhcS-TAEN39mcLLk8355.m4a Mon, 20 May 2019 02:30:57 GMT 09:06 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/185045539 261 <![CDATA[2019年最深刻的灵魂拷问:你水果自由了吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group60/M08/CB/25/wKgLb1zeHs3yiUUwAERCrx9jluw866.m4a Fri, 17 May 2019 02:38:53 GMT 09:12 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/184337570 今年水果为什么那么贵?枇杷20元/斤、山竹25元/斤、车厘子50元/斤……在一家超市,一颗车厘子的价格竟然和一个鸡蛋相差无几。

 

还有不少人反映,全国多地的水果贵了起来,买几个水果就等于买一斤上好五花猪肉的价格。也可能是猪肉降价了?所以,水果有点贵,不妨多吃点肉吧。2019年最深刻的灵魂拷问:你水果自由了吗?


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<![CDATA[香椿都开始膨胀了,鸡蛋竟然被打了假]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group56/M08/17/F6/wKgLgFyPC3GA82JlAEEa9hwBYmc462.m4a Mon, 18 Mar 2019 03:07:17 GMT 08:47 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/168960184 287 <![CDATA[夸人都是生意,夸夸群是什么“骚操作”?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group57/M03/C4/C6/wKgLgVyLFCbTxY1TAEKEAEd_sMs251.m4a Fri, 15 Mar 2019 02:55:26 GMT 08:58 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/168182279 288 <![CDATA[嘴咬嘴的样子,像极了爱情]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group55/M00/8A/5B/wKgLf1yIcTeRyluGAEHYZmjilmk376.m4a Wed, 13 Mar 2019 02:56:41 GMT 08:53 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/167615213 289 <![CDATA[点火测煤气罐漏气,灭火现场抽烟?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group55/M03/4F/F9/wKgLf1yF1CTzVDhIAENBpA1qjIU272.m4a Mon, 11 Mar 2019 03:23:22 GMT 09:04 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/167038469 290 <![CDATA[你们女人的节日也太多了吧]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group55/M0A/FC/B7/wKgLdVyB3MGz2isAAEQ4aWZuj4g379.m4a Fri, 08 Mar 2019 03:08:46 GMT 09:12 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/166230241 291 <![CDATA[200万不重要,我就是喜欢吃榴莲]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group56/M07/C4/52/wKgLdlx_NNrRorJDAETMcdHH48Y362.m4a Wed, 06 Mar 2019 02:47:41 GMT 09:16 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/165683286 292 <![CDATA[熬夜赖床伤身体,不如养个“熊孩子”]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group57/M00/8A/7A/wKgLgVx8l1vQx6UXAEKulktl26I849.m4a Mon, 04 Mar 2019 03:11:13 GMT 08:59 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/165116259 293 <![CDATA[杯天悯人,一只猫爪引发的“血案”]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group55/M03/36/BD/wKgLf1x4oy6w_zOAAEMtE_a75OI972.m4a Fri, 01 Mar 2019 03:12:31 GMT 09:03 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/164325704 294 <![CDATA[胖子,你还敢吃饭玩手机?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group56/M05/FD/9D/wKgLgFx1_LnQXNIEAESWUDIOmTk014.m4a Wed, 27 Feb 2019 02:58:28 GMT 09:15 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/163768772 295 <![CDATA[走红方式千万种,有人靠醉酒,有人靠沙雕]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group55/M0B/C3/6A/wKgLdVxzXPbz8wU1AEGq4VzK868047.m4a Mon, 25 Feb 2019 03:11:39 GMT 08:51 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/163202828 296 <![CDATA[告辞,我要去做搞笑宇航员了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group57/M05/70/4A/wKgLgVxvY7yxdod5AEQ_vafMosM158.m4a Fri, 22 Feb 2019 02:51:34 GMT 09:12 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/162429384 297 <![CDATA[元宵节才是我们的情人节]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group55/M07/39/69/wKgLdVxs7HyT7J-3AEFMshlBwLk014.m4a Wed, 20 Feb 2019 05:58:10 GMT 08:48 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/161914023 298 <![CDATA[这年头的,跟段子一样]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group55/M06/FA/B4/wKgLf1xqH-_iEPqlAEUtWSeYpFc900.m4a Mon, 18 Feb 2019 03:00:42 GMT 09:19 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/161331171 299 <![CDATA[恋爱不规范,情人两行泪]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group56/M0A/9E/ED/wKgLgFxmPXuQhkylAEhj4uKHIN4731.m4a Fri, 15 Feb 2019 04:17:55 GMT 09:46 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/160482568 300 <![CDATA[90后的钱都花在哪了?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group57/M08/66/4E/wKgLgVxjsfDhxSn7AEUjEMPTghU784.m4a Wed, 13 Feb 2019 05:58:03 GMT 09:19 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/159934233 301 <![CDATA[辛苦加班,挣的还没有鱼多]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group57/M08/28/2B/wKgLgVxg5wuAYpVQAD_oTGBMFEE318.m4a Mon, 11 Feb 2019 03:08:24 GMT 08:37 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/159348293 身体抱恙,有些鼻塞,大家见谅~

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<![CDATA[2018“沙雕”大盘点(下)]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group55/M04/53/77/wKgLf1xTuhfwxx1_AEQw_ncwkqU271.m4a Thu, 07 Feb 2019 02:00:01 GMT 09:12 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/158500907 303 <![CDATA[2018“沙雕”大盘点(上)]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group57/M0B/53/51/wKgLgVxTt8vArgtZAEOYEg9zyuk834.m4a Tue, 05 Feb 2019 02:00:01 GMT 09:07 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/158185220 304 <![CDATA[世间一切皆虚幻,唯有美食不可负]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group55/M06/87/76/wKgLf1xWSjHAFWVaAEGB8rZO6pM274.m4a Sun, 03 Feb 2019 01:55:59 GMT 08:50 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/157819242 305 <![CDATA[是不是我的13岁,注定要为爱流眼泪]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group55/M0B/53/21/wKgLdVxTt2zCR7mGAD85HIWCDzE266.m4a Fri, 01 Feb 2019 03:05:05 GMT 08:31 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/157325013 306 <![CDATA[移动支付,让劫犯无路可走]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group56/M04/19/34/wKgLgFxRDLvz3rMWAEf7aj8OMns829.m4a Wed, 30 Jan 2019 02:32:36 GMT 09:42 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/156758952 307 <![CDATA[又到了参加几个亿大项目的时候了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group52/M04/CD/56/wKgLcFxOZ8DhAg6kAEj2hJqzoLQ090.m4a Mon, 28 Jan 2019 02:23:37 GMT 09:50 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/156180766 五福是一个神奇的提示音,告诉你这是要过年啦,又要为了那几块几毛钱操心忙碌了!


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<![CDATA[爹妈是一种非常神奇的生物]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group54/M02/72/B2/wKgLfVxKfk2xEeo4AEJGVAyVfwk697.m4a Fri, 25 Jan 2019 03:11:03 GMT 08:56 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/155303533 309 <![CDATA[单身不怕,至少有3000万光棍陪你]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group53/M09/35/6E/wKgLfFxH2A6hRsHjAES7WX2zb4Y976.m4a Wed, 23 Jan 2019 02:57:13 GMT 09:16 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/154700423 310 <![CDATA[我可能拿了假的“年终奖”]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group54/M00/FB/C3/wKgLclxFOzvDMveMAEBC5d3wDeM625.m4a Mon, 21 Jan 2019 03:24:12 GMT 08:40 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/154170498 据调查,刚刚过去的2018年,不足六成的白领拿到了年终奖,平均比上年少拿近200块。75%的年终奖以现金的形式发放,其次是生活用品和食品。也有个别“奇葩”公司,给员工发了安全套和卫生巾。


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<![CDATA[地球上8成的傻子,都是恋爱中人]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group54/M08/79/C0/wKgLfVw-u1-B5OPMAEMBKtyEv2g788.m4a Wed, 16 Jan 2019 05:04:30 GMT 09:02 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/153013161 312 <![CDATA[过了腊八儿就是…上班儿]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group53/M05/41/8D/wKgLfFw79x2Sq27WAEHPolDXaf0346.m4a Mon, 14 Jan 2019 02:42:05 GMT 08:52 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/152488830 313 <![CDATA[再工作六天就能放假过年啦!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group54/M08/EB/AC/wKgLclw4BOnB3rieAEJkDqA63V0451.m4a Fri, 11 Jan 2019 02:53:02 GMT 08:57 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/151789466 314 <![CDATA[我的年度账单怎么比年薪还高?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group52/M09/B7/40/wKgLcFw1c8XRu0UlAEIF-JrWybw487.m4a Wed, 09 Jan 2019 04:08:23 GMT 08:54 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/151311824 该来的还是来了,每年年初的“大戏”——支付宝2018年度账单终于发布。

支付宝在8日上线了2018年度账单,没有在首页推荐,但是可以在支付宝中搜索“账单”里找到,或者在支付宝里,点击“我”-“账单”-“2018年账单”即可查看。


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<![CDATA[没有,站票都没有!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group54/M01/7A/41/wKgLfVwyu5nT_W6yAEJxX6C0a80003.m4a Mon, 07 Jan 2019 02:38:32 GMT 08:57 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/150779889 316 <![CDATA[地球上再也没有二十几岁的80后了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group54/M05/20/9C/wKgLclwuyI6iTeT_AEEUTGRShO0426.m4a Fri, 04 Jan 2019 02:44:25 GMT 08:46 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/150024253 317 <![CDATA[都2019了,我2009的目标还没有达成]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group52/M03/D1/13/wKgLe1wq_wzSGN6HAELPXMMIE5A150.m4a Tue, 01 Jan 2019 05:48:43 GMT 09:00 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/149253840 你们都规划2019年的目标了,而我呢?连2009年的目标都还没达成。当让了,生活总是是不断前进的,2019肯定是要比2018更好的。今天是休息日,我们就不聊话题了,在这里呢,小不希望大家在新的一年里,赚的钱像体重一样,越来越多,烦恼呢,像头发一样越来越少。新年快乐,下棋不得不说,我们不见不散,88~

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<![CDATA[不是说全球变暖吗?咋越变越冷呢]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group52/M03/80/AB/wKgLcFwnEC-iMjpUAEPNLwSLFHI561.m4a Sat, 29 Dec 2018 06:11:50 GMT 09:08 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/148486892 我国西南地区开始大幅度降温了!今天的太阳就好比是冰箱里的灯。友情提醒各位,未来三天,全国8成以上区域气温将创新低,伴随北方大风和南方雨雪寒冷加倍。

千言万语一句话:劝君穿着棉裤走,寒潮来袭不会抖。

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<![CDATA[年度“沙雕”大赛已进入白热化阶段!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group53/M04/27/CA/wKgLcVwi7WqRt-8QAEUsJIkL1BU794.m4a Wed, 26 Dec 2018 02:56:06 GMT 09:19 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/147692197 320 <![CDATA[年底了坏人各种浪,警察疯狂完成指标]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group54/M04/ED/DA/wKgLfVwgUp6Ct2iEAET-n-vEsZg651.m4a Mon, 24 Dec 2018 03:30:18 GMT 09:18 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/147166852 321 <![CDATA[一零后不仅没见过猪跑,还没见过白蜡烛和火柴?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group53/M03/94/CD/wKgLcVwcSZLQ6wW-AD90UpZbBzE145.m4a Fri, 21 Dec 2018 02:01:46 GMT 08:33 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/146413774 322 <![CDATA[一年不碰手机奖10万美金,你行不行?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group52/M04/59/BE/wKgLe1wZy5Sj9JywAEOQ-2CJcNQ466.m4a Wed, 19 Dec 2018 04:39:33 GMT 09:06 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/145893645 某饮料公司日前发起一项竞赛:成功做到一年不用手机的人将获得10万美元,约合人民币69万元的奖金。那要怎么证实参与者有没有使用过手机?方法就是进行测谎试验。如果参与者通过测试,就能获得奖金了。

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<![CDATA[你的密码是“最烂密码”吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group53/M00/18/A3/wKgLfFwXE8XjemYaAEYqY4JtGA4971.m4a Mon, 17 Dec 2018 03:11:00 GMT 09:27 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/145322808 在排名前10的最烂密码当中,123456是第一,排名第二的是“password”,其他依次是123456789、12345678、12345、111111、1234567、sunshine、键盘第一行从左起6个字母qwerty,以及iloveyou。


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<![CDATA[我16岁好多年了,看来家里是真没钱]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group54/M08/BB/BD/wKgLclwTIYbRzATQAEBgvCh2vfE422.m4a Fri, 14 Dec 2018 03:20:23 GMT 08:40 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/144561996 王思聪在16岁之前,根本不知道家里有钱,知道后跑去找他爸爸老王求证,王爸爸回答说:“这都被你发现了。”


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<![CDATA[不到2018最后一天,就不确定谁会“C位出道”]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group53/M00/7B/D1/wKgLfFwQb0yTDbQ6AECMlJE4ZS8565.m4a Wed, 12 Dec 2018 02:17:26 GMT 08:42 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/144008333 C位就是Carry位或者大咖位的意思,一般在队伍中间,“C位出道”源于今年的一档综艺节目,偶像练习生,最终公布九人出道名单,其中蔡徐坤以第一名的成绩“C”位出道。

C位是大咖位,是对个人最大的肯定,每个人都想争夺,毕竟不想当将军的士兵不是好士兵。


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<![CDATA[北方人真怕冷,南方人才是血条厚抗冻]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group52/M0B/3C/F3/wKgLe1wNzCuBXpjyAEHXJ_hsCf0227.m4a Mon, 10 Dec 2018 02:15:19 GMT 08:52 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/143450616 不得不说,南北人民群众间有一点误会,南方人好像觉得北方人都抗冻,其实不然,我们都是靠BUFF加成,你们才是真的血条厚能抗!


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<![CDATA[婚后严格执行“AA制”,这是拜堂还是拜把子?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group54/M05/94/A3/wKgLclwIheKiW6cbAD3LFgWGgEA671.m4a Thu, 06 Dec 2018 02:16:03 GMT 08:20 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/142353673 重庆28岁的陈小姐称,自己刚生完孩子一个月,在家休产假,工资缩水,本来想让老公支付这几月开销,没想到老公却要求陈小姐之后还给他。据陈小姐说,老公月入一万五也不差钱啊,虽然他们婚后一直是AA制,但老公的不懂变通让她感到心寒。

对此老公张先生,对于老婆的吐槽,他承认都是真的。但是他表示,两人结婚前就有讨论过婚后家庭经济的问题,当时两人说好AA制,互不干涉经济,现在陈小姐反悔了,他不觉得自己的处理方式有问题。他说:“孩子是我们共同的,抚养孩子我出一半她出一半,有什么问题?”


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<![CDATA[2018年度流行语不应该是“哈哈哈哈”吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group52/M08/5D/09/wKgLcFwHSCuyDi1RAEHehz6n0FQ505.m4a Wed, 05 Dec 2018 03:39:28 GMT 08:53 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/142069961 又到了年终总结的时间了!

12月3日,《咬文嚼字》编辑部公布了2018年十大流行语。它们分别是:命运共同体、锦鲤、店小二、教科书式、官宣、确认过眼神、退群、佛系、巨婴和杠精。对于为何大热“C位出道”没有入选,负责人告诉记者,“C位出道”已进入15条的备选名单,最后落选是因为字母C,“显得不够‘纯洁’”。

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<![CDATA[再坚持一下,马上就能分配对象了!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group53/M03/B8/1D/wKgLcVwEmCuCOrwgAEWU0LKlzbQ351.m4a Mon, 03 Dec 2018 02:42:45 GMT 09:23 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/141459865 今年的年度汉字出炉:“qiou”,请看图片,大家伙猜猜是啥意思?严格意义上讲,这个字的拼音是错的,应该念乌喔我。再追求点细节的话,这个字还应该再矮一些,然后把上面那个点儿去了,因为我没有头发。

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<![CDATA[不要让孩子输在“受精卵”?!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group53/M02/39/D9/wKgLfFv-Acqg-KNXAEAFsoAlOts675.m4a Wed, 28 Nov 2018 02:47:30 GMT 08:38 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/140090666 331 <![CDATA[父爱如山体滑坡,母爱如水深火热]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group51/M07/4F/37/wKgKmlv7aASAzznDAEINUphZM7E036.m4a Mon, 26 Nov 2018 03:27:30 GMT 08:54 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/139561755 332 <![CDATA[听说川妹子结婚不要彩礼?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group51/M08/F9/59/wKgKnlv3dieDePUDAEUzqSZP2wk249.m4a Fri, 23 Nov 2018 03:37:59 GMT 09:20 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/138817828 333 <![CDATA[冰葬?不就是“彻底凉了”吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group50/M02/BF/24/wKgKmVv02FXwSCX0AEJlbUtNMEA427.m4a Wed, 21 Nov 2018 04:01:02 GMT 08:57 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/138278536 瑞典生物学家苏珊妮研究出了一种新的埋葬方式“冰葬 ”,她声称这个方式比土葬或火化更具成本效益,而这项技术将在西班牙首度进行。

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<![CDATA[年度词汇年年变,而我一成不变:穷]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group50/M0A/82/6A/wKgKmVvyLeWBQfvhAD9OJvybtFk918.m4a Mon, 19 Nov 2018 03:28:32 GMT 08:32 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/137741243 近日,牛津辞典宣布2018年当选的年度词汇为——TOXIC(有毒的)。这个词已经不止用来形容有毒的实体物,还用来形容工作环境、人际关系等各种问题。

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<![CDATA[前世造了孽,今生辅导孩子做作业]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group50/M00/2B/56/wKgKnVvuLk_wXfWrAD52SVMS7RY789.m4a Fri, 16 Nov 2018 02:41:17 GMT 08:25 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/137018885 南京总医院接诊了一位33岁的年轻妈妈,在辅导女儿作业时,因为孩子动作磨蹭,晚上十点半还没写完,一着急,导致头部一根大血管分支血管堵塞,诱发中风。这应该是医学史上第一例家长辅导作业中风的患者!

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<![CDATA[无心上班的你,请勿把责任推给等快递]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group49/M0B/F1/E6/wKgKmFvrjjeiTTr8AEI_dMFm9p4380.m4a Wed, 14 Nov 2018 02:53:54 GMT 08:56 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/136513370 照惯例,每年双十一后的几天,都要为大家播报“你的快递已经被xxx”的常规讯息。今年的快递消失方式是,你的快递可能出车祸被撞破了。杭州一辆快递运输车在杭长高速撞上护栏,损失高达5万元。

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<![CDATA[天边的白云像不像接下来要啃的馒头?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group50/M04/B6/1B/wKgKnVvo6F2AX_8WAD5XPaSlZx4540.m4a Mon, 12 Nov 2018 02:43:13 GMT 08:24 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/135997389 338 <![CDATA[养生圈黑了,“酸碱体质”是骗局]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group49/M0A/6C/36/wKgKmFvk-fHQHcVdAEHXUcR00ew722.m4a Fri, 09 Nov 2018 03:07:39 GMT 08:52 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/135336863 339 <![CDATA[都来KTV听我跟您说段儿相声]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group51/M07/35/30/wKgKmlviVhOBrkU5AEHVukg72Lc520.m4a Wed, 07 Nov 2018 03:03:41 GMT 08:52 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/134839383 号称“我国唯一音像著作权集体管理组织”的中国音集协发出公告,要求KTV终端生产管理商和卡拉OK经营者在今年10月31日前,删除或者不向消费者提供6000多部音乐电视作品。这6000多部下架的音乐电视作品包括但不限于:《十年》《死了都要爱》《泡沫》《听海》等等。

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<![CDATA[别人十多岁,靠踢球打游戏拿了世界冠军]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group49/M02/05/22/wKgKl1vf7n6jsVB0AD5EJwkqZIM241.m4a Mon, 05 Nov 2018 07:17:07 GMT 08:23 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/134381765 IG夺冠了!同样在周末,《炉石传说》世界杯中国队也夺冠了!此外中国队还夺得了《守望先锋》亚军,《dota2》中国队亚军,《魔兽世界》竞技场4强!上个周末电竞圈简直就像过年一样!

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<![CDATA[输在起跑线,来自“五岁娃简历”的暴击]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group49/M07/AF/C5/wKgKl1vbx9PQyVRgAEG1cnEMfjs958.m4a Fri, 02 Nov 2018 03:45:08 GMT 08:51 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/133669104 最近,一份5岁孩子的简历爆红了网络。一个5岁的孩子他可以同时carry钢琴、街舞、涂鸦、足球、游泳、围棋、数独的爱好,而且一年读500本书。

据了解,这份简历是为了申请国际学校准备的,里面包含着家庭成员的信息、孩子性格和行为分析、学习历程盘点等等,非常专业。孩子的父母均为复旦毕业,现任某公司高管。

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<![CDATA[美颜才是“假女神”的罪魁祸首]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group49/M04/95/4C/wKgKl1vaofSgFBa3AEFTCXxl4qA565.m4a Thu, 01 Nov 2018 06:51:07 GMT 08:48 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/133455537 近期我夜观星象,掐指一算,又到了女孩子手脚冰凉,冻到睡不着的季节,是时候找个对象了。

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<![CDATA[熬夜不用花钱,植发却很贵]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group49/M08/3A/09/wKgKl1vWgfvibd8ZAELmowdenNE967.m4a Mon, 29 Oct 2018 03:43:53 GMT 09:01 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/132700553 我发现啊,这个头发对人类实在是太不公平了,茂密的人不能拿来变现,植发的人却要花很多钱。

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<![CDATA[是我,头皮可见度高的价格敏感消费者]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group51/M02/E7/F7/wKgKmlvSiH_zYv_nAEWgJk_AbVI760.m4a Fri, 26 Oct 2018 03:22:41 GMT 09:23 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/132012825 我应该属于:收入障碍型引发选择困难症导致花钱过了很多遍脑,依旧后悔莫及型消费者。

过敏原:穷。

药物治疗:花呗、信用卡。

后期治疗:向亲友众筹。

周期:周而复始,永无止尽。

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<![CDATA[忍一时先把班上完,退一步想自己真穷]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group50/M09/B2/C4/wKgKnVvQGuOT8ijaAEPjobEibkY244.m4a Wed, 24 Oct 2018 07:10:22 GMT 09:09 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/131543740 346 <![CDATA[天下没有免费的午餐,现在天上也没有了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group50/M08/79/5A/wKgKmVvNc0Tykok2AEC-ukgu5wg247.m4a Mon, 22 Oct 2018 06:50:53 GMT 08:44 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/131028450 347 <![CDATA[星座or民族,傻傻分不清楚]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group49/M07/24/E2/wKgKl1vJeqLASm3iAEIRuKbCwRY199.m4a Fri, 19 Oct 2018 06:32:55 GMT 08:54 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/130348536 348 <![CDATA[上头条?有本事你让服务器瘫痪啊]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group49/M04/E9/97/wKgKl1vGq-KwcVLsAEBiOGpUPFw628.m4a Wed, 17 Oct 2018 03:27:06 GMT 08:41 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/129828998 349 <![CDATA[为啥转锦鲤没用?因为过7秒它就忘了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group50/M03/B1/3C/wKgKnVvECoLiqivXAEJ7ctYevCs105.m4a Mon, 15 Oct 2018 03:33:13 GMT 08:58 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/129367451 350 <![CDATA[婚姻是爱人的猪饲料]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group49/M03/64/7A/wKgKl1vAOu2hKe9WAETdbPe9caM754.m4a Fri, 12 Oct 2018 06:11:12 GMT 09:17 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/128759735 351 <![CDATA[中奖是没戏了,就希望天上掉钱]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group51/M04/30/0C/wKgKmlu9njGR8Ib1AEKHMtew2a0146.m4a Wed, 10 Oct 2018 06:37:27 GMT 08:58 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/128308275 352 <![CDATA[每逢佳节倍思“钱”]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group51/M02/FA/4F/wKgKmlu63DrjU1MnAEU_av9oGM0101.m4a Mon, 08 Oct 2018 04:24:59 GMT 09:20 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/127836001 353 <![CDATA[可怕!昨天星期五,今天星期一]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group51/M08/5F/9F/wKgKmluxmc2isFZKAEZjct8m7FU874.m4a Mon, 01 Oct 2018 03:51:28 GMT 09:29 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/126559268 354 <![CDATA[全员恶人也输给了“全员霸座”]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group51/M08/19/5A/wKgKnlutyT7iET8dAEV86kJFnW8459.m4a Fri, 28 Sep 2018 06:24:37 GMT 09:22 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/125974662 355 <![CDATA[老师!您睡了吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group46/M0A/E8/D4/wKgKj1uoW1CT7qbGAEGdtjC_vcE123.m4a Mon, 24 Sep 2018 03:35:19 GMT 08:51 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/125114316 356 <![CDATA[你!青年!油腻?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group46/M01/B5/5D/wKgKllukXauRVS7CAEYaB5BfzLc387.m4a Fri, 21 Sep 2018 02:56:23 GMT 09:27 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/124550566 357 <![CDATA["山竹"一啸而过,朋友圈留下一地狼藉]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group46/M00/93/9F/wKgKlluiCU3zkHdkAD3IzMSC8oI037.m4a Wed, 19 Sep 2018 08:32:57 GMT 08:20 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/124147144 358 <![CDATA[聊天有善口技者,萝莉音竟是抠脚汉?!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group45/M08/53/C9/wKgKlFufaoSAoGTwAED38Q11mL4055.m4a Mon, 17 Sep 2018 08:48:53 GMT 08:45 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/123697141 359 <![CDATA[不是想“懒婚”,而是没有对象]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group45/M0B/17/7C/wKgKlFubB6jTpoV9AEKCy1Vbjfg923.m4a Fri, 14 Sep 2018 00:58:12 GMT 08:58 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/123018072 360 <![CDATA[当你开始上班,你就老了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group47/M02/33/25/wKgKm1uYej7wY7iCAENQYEaFK7o343.m4a Wed, 12 Sep 2018 02:30:12 GMT 09:04 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/122487868 361 <![CDATA[告辞,我要去继承亿万家产了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group48/M01/31/A3/wKgKlVuV4FnSgMziAEjrBlAEt6Y481.m4a Mon, 10 Sep 2018 03:09:31 GMT 09:50 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/121901897 362 <![CDATA[00后“空手道”入学了解一下]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group48/M0A/74/56/wKgKnFuR64-DtFjLAEO-0ijE_Sk448.m4a Fri, 07 Sep 2018 03:07:47 GMT 09:08 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/120963749 363 <![CDATA[我都喝奶茶了还在乎它糖多?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group46/M03/8C/12/wKgKj1uPfHOgBqcFAEUEih29TWg108.m4a Wed, 05 Sep 2018 06:49:11 GMT 09:18 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/120567998 364 <![CDATA[开学第一课:交作业!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group48/M0B/B4/6C/wKgKlVuMsMqDbrYcAEP01g6hIm8493.m4a Mon, 03 Sep 2018 03:55:56 GMT 09:09 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/120153113 365 <![CDATA[老师,我的作业被小偷撕了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group46/M00/49/AA/wKgKj1uKLNfQhuZDAEaeNX6CuOs386.m4a Sat, 01 Sep 2018 06:08:19 GMT 09:31 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/119831087 366 <![CDATA[单身福利:概率选偶像,充值送女友]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group45/M0B/3A/F0/wKgKjluHaLzSBrlZAEPksHN0CLI313.m4a Thu, 30 Aug 2018 03:47:55 GMT 09:09 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/118347985 367 <![CDATA[为朋友两肋插刀,为女友插自己两刀]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group47/M09/D4/BF/wKgKk1uDbnGBbEzAAEXlLH2tKpA581.m4a Mon, 27 Aug 2018 03:22:19 GMT 09:25 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/109179111 368 <![CDATA[是我不努力,又拖大家后腿了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group47/M0B/E0/0A/wKgKm1t_e92TqTPiAEd9Yheovbw141.m4a Fri, 24 Aug 2018 03:31:26 GMT 09:38 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/107563025 369 <![CDATA[清凉一夏,性感贞子为你开车]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group48/M0B/E2/C8/wKgKlVt80L7jPZSiAEQDhaKnl4s780.m4a Wed, 22 Aug 2018 03:01:51 GMT 09:10 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/107043955 370 <![CDATA[稳了,等到50岁脱单也不晚]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group47/M05/9B/37/wKgKm1t6NLOwFrkzAEQuHGNp1tg133.m4a Mon, 20 Aug 2018 03:25:40 GMT 09:11 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/106668635 371 <![CDATA[七夕故事多,充满喜和乐]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group46/M0A/40/7A/wKgKj1t2O5iirN6yAEQoOQ36Qr4348.m4a Fri, 17 Aug 2018 03:06:28 GMT 09:11 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/106031142 372 <![CDATA[你七夕送的巧克力可能是假的]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group48/M06/6A/E7/wKgKlVtzkMuzU-qmAEhswEQdtUI026.m4a Wed, 15 Aug 2018 02:33:15 GMT 09:46 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/105632108 373 <![CDATA[“兄弟,怎么进来的?”“以父之名”]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group47/M09/22/76/wKgKm1tw7UXgXCC5AEJ5-o9irTc638.m4a Mon, 13 Aug 2018 02:34:27 GMT 08:57 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/105237715 374 <![CDATA[研制半年的“火箭”没飞就解体了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group46/M0B/CB/B8/wKgKj1ttGeuCBS8UAEbsBuK5MDE264.m4a Fri, 10 Aug 2018 04:51:54 GMT 09:33 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/104705826 375 <![CDATA[煤气泄漏?抽根烟冷静一下]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group46/M0B/A7/28/wKgKj1tqVIHxPYedAEjKueqWJfY450.m4a Wed, 08 Aug 2018 02:24:55 GMT 09:49 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/104280955 376 <![CDATA[北方铁板烧,南方大蒸锅]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group45/M05/6C/FD/wKgKlFtnuRnhg7CTAEb040PEtpA782.m4a Mon, 06 Aug 2018 02:57:17 GMT 09:34 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/103886260 377 <![CDATA[做不成情侣,就做兄弟好了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group47/M09/3F/29/wKgKk1tj5k3BwtqmAEUyAl6e4PA365.m4a Fri, 03 Aug 2018 05:21:17 GMT 09:19 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/103325619 378 <![CDATA[无人银行开业,珍惜上班的日子吧]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group46/M07/2A/69/wKgKllthHKyS1xt5AEbEX54NAuo326.m4a Wed, 01 Aug 2018 02:39:23 GMT 09:32 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/102894641 379 <![CDATA[创业的人是不是大多都“有猫病”?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group48/M00/1F/A3/wKgKlVtak1KAAm-NAEDNMy0aFx8216.m4a Fri, 27 Jul 2018 03:36:42 GMT 08:44 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/101883936 380 <![CDATA[遛狗不拴狗,等于狗遛狗]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group45/M02/97/13/wKgKlFtYFvmClTrZAEecPFl2Eyc350.m4a Wed, 25 Jul 2018 06:22:13 GMT 09:39 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/101478316 381 <![CDATA[魔都的结界,终究还是破了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group46/M09/86/FB/wKgKj1tVgp_AuGtAAEdC5fW1MKQ815.m4a Mon, 23 Jul 2018 07:24:04 GMT 09:36 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/100956978 382 <![CDATA[有钱就能为所欲为吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group48/M07/84/2B/wKgKlVtRnXOzgWwGAEKesqgQiTE731.m4a Fri, 20 Jul 2018 08:29:47 GMT 08:59 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/100389332 383 <![CDATA[再见了,纸质车票]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group48/M0B/A2/80/wKgKnFtOr_Xjnx1JAEL8rEDVwHM723.m4a Wed, 18 Jul 2018 03:11:42 GMT 09:02 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/99883845 384 <![CDATA[法国队夺冠,中国队或成“幕后强者”]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group47/M00/77/67/wKgKk1tMDdiz9fCiAEI09RU7RnE492.m4a Mon, 16 Jul 2018 03:15:31 GMT 08:55 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/99451025 385 <![CDATA[知了,在吗在吗?我们饿了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group48/M0B/4C/0A/wKgKlVtIKOPAU-nZAEeFZy4Oebg204.m4a Fri, 13 Jul 2018 04:23:35 GMT 09:38 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/98847545 386 <![CDATA[都是1米多的人,谈什么海拔?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group46/M01/47/54/wKgKlltFoSvxzUJ3AEeNjVpJCtY420.m4a Wed, 11 Jul 2018 06:18:08 GMT 09:39 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/98422264 387 <![CDATA[警察叔叔把我抓了,安排一下]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group46/M08/FE/D2/wKgKlltDDfCiPFDGAEbY7IyTgFI608.m4a Mon, 09 Jul 2018 07:30:15 GMT 09:33 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/98011904 388 <![CDATA[五月天喜提逃犯,四大名捕三缺一]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group46/M0A/8D/8E/wKgKlls-6cbSi1p3AEDKX81LTR0739.m4a Fri, 06 Jul 2018 04:02:47 GMT 08:44 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/97413655 389 <![CDATA[生活压力大?减压就靠“拍蚊咂”]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group45/M09/3C/AA/wKgKlFs8L2SQBlJzAEWCyDeky1M794.m4a Wed, 04 Jul 2018 02:25:29 GMT 09:22 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/97005766 390 <![CDATA[再见,青春,再见,QQ宠物]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group44/M03/CA/7E/wKgKjFs5l9fht5mPAEfLOfcGtjo037.m4a Mon, 02 Jul 2018 03:11:37 GMT 09:41 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/96656663 391 <![CDATA[啥时候能研究出吸脂肪的蚊子?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group32/M01/CD/B9/wKgJS1s1mrXQZR3rAEfBWkI73IQ354.m4a Fri, 29 Jun 2018 02:34:18 GMT 09:40 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/96184313 392 <![CDATA[没有糖的可乐就没有灵魂]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group1/M01/1E/16/wKgJTlszNGqCxffjAEVxKljzMtI528.m4a Wed, 27 Jun 2018 06:53:22 GMT 09:21 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/95903158 393 <![CDATA[逃犯克星后继有人,周董向学友致敬]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group44/M04/B7/F8/wKgKjFswik-jWU2eAEUahges7UY409.m4a Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:23:07 GMT 09:19 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/95593185 394 <![CDATA[据说这是世界杯上最温情的一幕]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group44/M07/8A/E5/wKgKjFsuWqWifZ7IAEDIzGGtaho730.m4a Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:36:19 GMT 08:44 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/95365347 395 <![CDATA[强队输球,难道是因为禁欲?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group43/M04/1B/C6/wKgKklspwNSg3APiAEMV2aFVsCU704.m4a Wed, 20 Jun 2018 02:50:41 GMT 09:02 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/94802954 记得订阅专辑,其他没啥了~喜欢就点赞哈~

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http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M01/68/DB/wKgJXFlrbjvjbFHcAD-ABaGIn9s786.m4a Mon, 17 Jul 2017 02:00:01 GMT 08:33 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/44143282 534 <![CDATA[属羊的吃你家草了还是住你家草原了?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M07/35/96/wKgJXFlnDxeQE66iAEOPg5l33cw202.m4a Thu, 13 Jul 2017 06:12:13 GMT 09:06 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/43713543 535 <![CDATA[江浙沪苦等的集中供暖终于实现了!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group29/M0A/0C/41/wKgJWVlkaTPDVj03AD-u4mNYqrw370.m4a Tue, 11 Jul 2017 05:59:00 GMT 08:35 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/43487684 536 <![CDATA[马云告诉你,全国哪个省胸最大!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group29/M09/C4/32/wKgJWVlfNnaS2uQ7AEIty60Tavw904.m4a Fri, 07 Jul 2017 07:21:36 GMT 08:55 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/43061727 537 <![CDATA[你老公要和你老婆结婚啦!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M0B/A0/3E/wKgJXFlchYyz8937AD_VCPecyzc754.m4a Wed, 05 Jul 2017 06:22:03 GMT 08:36 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/42837393 538 <![CDATA[月领11万见不到老公?我选11万]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group29/M01/76/D6/wKgJXVlZ7nWiDJZ5AES_fAg6s5I456.m4a Mon, 03 Jul 2017 07:12:19 GMT 09:16 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/42625262 539 <![CDATA[才排第二?谁拖了我玩手机的后腿!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M03/25/D6/wKgJSFlTYVCx5c3XADjooNfGxlI623.m4a Wed, 28 Jun 2017 07:57:08 GMT 07:40 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/42150985 540 <![CDATA[想哭晕在方向盘上,却发现没有方向盘!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group29/M04/FB/F1/wKgJXVlQrx6xjyjXAD3thOKLgiw628.m4a Mon, 26 Jun 2017 06:52:05 GMT 08:21 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/41945402 541 <![CDATA[高考放榜,这里有填志愿的正确姿势!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M07/CA/47/wKgJXFlMt1-BcsL5AD7G2NcLPkQ758.m4a Fri, 23 Jun 2017 06:38:46 GMT 08:28 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/41653172 542 <![CDATA[公司加班是为了帮我们省钱呢]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M0A/A4/E1/wKgJSFlKFGaiLQgjAD9AuT-vKic040.m4a Wed, 21 Jun 2017 06:44:51 GMT 08:31 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/41446296 543 <![CDATA[95后送父亲豪宅,我又想去做主播了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M09/82/97/wKgJXFlHbcGzzt5SADuR_f-7bFY490.m4a Mon, 19 Jun 2017 06:22:48 GMT 08:02 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/41245655 544 <![CDATA[你跟中产阶级的距离就差二斤辣]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group29/M09/46/9B/wKgJWVlDfHrhcBNUAD4JarD8A-s525.m4a Fri, 16 Jun 2017 06:36:34 GMT 08:21 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/40968713 545 <![CDATA[大晚上不撸串却吃泡面你良心不痛吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M02/1E/41/wKgJXFlA0onhuz6kAD_Nrkm1Rck364.m4a Wed, 14 Jun 2017 06:06:54 GMT 08:36 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/40761064 546 <![CDATA[好吃就直说,中餐让他们感受到了天堂]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M00/F6/E5/wKgJXFk-Mm7AFFNsADupefQFKns471.m4a Mon, 12 Jun 2017 06:20:44 GMT 08:02 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/40549600 547 <![CDATA[知识是改变命运,可没说非得改好喽]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group29/M05/BF/FC/wKgJWVk6UljBQ7efADkXnWHVAmw052.m4a Fri, 09 Jun 2017 07:46:26 GMT 07:42 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/40272647 548 <![CDATA[我就吃着人造肉汉堡看你们刷高考]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group29/M06/95/79/wKgJWVk3qOXAZcyJADfsD1LdLvY165.m4a Wed, 07 Jun 2017 07:18:45 GMT 07:32 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/40063963 549 <![CDATA[别转了,准考证丢了就补办,捡到就上交。]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M0B/6D/21/wKgJXFk0-l3RRmZDADthhVQ2AlQ937.m4a Mon, 05 Jun 2017 06:30:02 GMT 08:00 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/39852409 550 <![CDATA[SF和TB互掐,谁来拯救我的快递?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group29/M0A/29/F2/wKgJXVkxGFqxagiEAED02r5X-5k007.m4a Fri, 02 Jun 2017 07:48:20 GMT 08:45 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/39567771 551 <![CDATA[少年不识愁滋味,为泡姑娘花销贵!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M0A/00/17/wKgJSFkuaR6DbGT2ADumim8DdXI968.m4a Wed, 31 May 2017 06:58:16 GMT 08:02 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/39383488 552 <![CDATA[看看自己的余额,我选择加班]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M02/C0/5B/wKgJXFkrwXayV_FvADkmTBOg_EU910.m4a Mon, 29 May 2017 06:36:28 GMT 07:42 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/39230355 553 <![CDATA[现在动手拔电源还来得及!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M0B/62/66/wKgJXFkn86fSxM-OADslUcplP8s434.m4a Fri, 26 May 2017 09:21:30 GMT 07:58 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/39010831 554 <![CDATA[人类有危机了!对扫地机器人好点]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group28/M07/2B/93/wKgJSFklKK_Q8uV3AD18cWTpexY953.m4a Wed, 24 May 2017 06:31:20 GMT 08:17 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/38811061 555 <![CDATA[别说自己是单身狗了,还是跟自己结婚吧]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group29/M0B/B8/6E/wKgJXVkimkyhj9PYAD3Org9orEg837.m4a Mon, 22 May 2017 08:02:57 GMT 08:20 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/38627246 556 <![CDATA[“单身汪”不要怕,国家终于要给分配对象了!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group29/M06/4B/EF/wKgJXVkelAjRzlAEADpjfOIJFaM463.m4a Fri, 19 May 2017 06:43:20 GMT 07:52 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/38367553 557 <![CDATA[男神都有老公了!而你,还是单身!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group29/M08/02/D2/wKgJXVkb64OCSRQCAD-jHD-1Oe0334.m4a Wed, 17 May 2017 06:20:54 GMT 08:34 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/38192641 本期话题是:读书的时候你是怎么做到每天早起的?

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<![CDATA[“想哭2.0”,你的小电影可能被人家看光了!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group26/M02/C3/77/wKgJRlkZSdqwwF9NAEJ5-iIUkeY189.m4a Mon, 15 May 2017 06:31:12 GMT 08:57 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/38007986 559 <![CDATA[这些国货走出门,惊艳了全世界!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group27/M06/F7/8B/wKgJR1kK0OGTeeI9ADfLwddK3VE238.m4a Fri, 12 May 2017 04:00:03 GMT 07:31 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/37740719 560 <![CDATA[中国美食界的王炸,敲开了世界各国的大门]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group26/M06/FB/E9/wKgJWFkK0FjSIwb5ADZhDO9fiTI276.m4a Mon, 08 May 2017 04:00:02 GMT 07:20 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/37369740 561 <![CDATA[造谣届的扛把子居然说自己被造谣了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group26/M03/0D/AF/wKgJRlkMGOjT3ETcAD6Qgk0VIWQ636.m4a Fri, 05 May 2017 06:16:59 GMT 08:26 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/37129500 562 <![CDATA[单身久了,猪看起来都眉清目秀。]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group26/M07/E9/07/wKgJWFkJgUrD61vlADu7TIVTC9o867.m4a Wed, 03 May 2017 07:26:03 GMT 08:03 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/36954395 563 <![CDATA[走走走,有人请客吃生蚝]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group27/M04/8F/DB/wKgJR1kCx_fwIr_zADziQ39vO0U226.m4a Fri, 28 Apr 2017 04:41:47 GMT 08:12 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/36569475 564 <![CDATA[出轨的人儿呐,不怕被雷劈吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group27/M09/69/C3/wKgJR1kADvSSsBq1AED5QHS9nkc356.m4a Wed, 26 Apr 2017 03:07:45 GMT 08:45 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/36389422 565 <![CDATA[不爱吃香菜?都是基因的错!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group26/M0A/48/49/wKgJWFj9oUvBN-23ADwQRBz3lZI100.m4a Mon, 24 Apr 2017 06:55:09 GMT 08:06 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/36219011 说说你最讨厌吃的菜吧~

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听完别换台,结尾有惊喜哦~

男子识破骗局回播电话  反骗骗子:我们是同行

女学霸奥数赛 文言文发言翻译成英语重复一遍

赴台有戏  自由行试点再添10

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【购物太疯狂 你贡献了多少?】


【女孩骗光棍钱补贴未婚夫】


【南京大学开恋爱课 要办相亲会】

河南高校设立女生月 男生可尽情“关爱”女生

90后大学生靠网络写作年入百万 自称安全感较低】

片尾曲:林俊杰—不潮不用花钱。

欢迎来听来赞哦,嘿嘿

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<![CDATA[今年不买房,明年又白忙。]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group20/M09/33/69/wKgJLFfoxEzCbFUlADdDMm8o2wA095.m4a Mon, 26 Sep 2016 06:46:25 GMT 07:27 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/22184202 573 <![CDATA[Vol:24你知道怎么卖肾吗?、最佳女友为男友丰胸、不懂女人心天才少年肢解19岁少女。]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group10/M03/1E/87/wKgDaVV5cfLipktcAHyJWbMsN2s058.m4a Tue, 12 Aug 2014 02:25:11 GMT 16:47 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/3369290 574 <![CDATA[说正事儿:你们那儿有高温补贴吗?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group13/M03/8F/DC/wKgDXldc_tzzq5K4ADWiJzSb80E629.m4a Sun, 12 Jun 2016 06:19:17 GMT 07:14 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/16983201 575 <![CDATA[心有钱而力不足,无形装X最为致命。]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group17/M02/28/DD/wKgJJFeIiKHjf5w2ADXxdX7ME9U891.m4a Fri, 15 Jul 2016 06:54:18 GMT 07:16 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/18479265 576 <![CDATA[说普通话个技能我总算没有拖国家的后腿]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group26/M08/8A/0C/wKgJRljtr4vQbyEIADtM-IGQzCw613.m4a Wed, 12 Apr 2017 04:40:29 GMT 07:59 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/35196253 577 <![CDATA[我是个假90后,穷的连部iphone也没有]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group27/M00/6B/00/wKgJW1jrIn7SMku-AD4534Hf4qI817.m4a Mon, 10 Apr 2017 06:13:38 GMT 08:23 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/35016934 578 <![CDATA[他买的肯定是真锦鲤!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group27/M03/41/F4/wKgJW1jnIvWgllZhAD1iAeJMmtE001.m4a Fri, 07 Apr 2017 05:26:28 GMT 08:16 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/34742523 579 <![CDATA[外国妹子开车送小三上男友家,巧了么这不是!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group27/M0A/27/3D/wKgJR1jkliDSDRamAD1k8IJ0uzc449.m4a Wed, 05 Apr 2017 07:01:06 GMT 08:16 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/34560509 580 <![CDATA[清明放假不直播,直播就播扫坟头。]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group27/M01/F5/4A/wKgJR1jfT8DQyZ_LAD7RHU-SmGk994.m4a Sat, 01 Apr 2017 07:00:15 GMT 08:28 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/34241969 581 <![CDATA[其实跟极限运动差不多。我是圣诞啪,你是什么啪?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group27/M01/E7/30/wKgJR1jeAEqjHNc_AD865SdvZeU239.m4a Fri, 31 Mar 2017 07:08:11 GMT 08:31 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/34127377 明天周六,是愚人节,肯定有人骗你去上班!

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<![CDATA[世上竟然有如此让人尴尬不已的奇葩!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group26/M03/CE/19/wKgJWFjbU2CiLMOoAECinWhZnM4832.m4a Wed, 29 Mar 2017 06:25:53 GMT 08:43 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/33921040 583 <![CDATA[圣诞老人原来是义乌人。]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group25/M06/00/68/wKgJMVhgxJrSvm_zADn_oU29Cxw004.m4a Mon, 26 Dec 2016 07:20:10 GMT 07:49 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/27582330 584 <![CDATA[我不要住院,我要干活!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group24/M09/81/66/wKgJMFh4jsPzlMvrADPmsETPzF0376.m4a Fri, 13 Jan 2017 08:25:00 GMT 06:59 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/28690380 585 <![CDATA[为什么感情路不顺?因为你颜值太高了!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group26/M04/B3/6D/wKgJRljYrVWw5CbPAD4yhVYIVXU192.m4a Mon, 27 Mar 2017 06:28:52 GMT 08:23 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/33740660 586 <![CDATA[人手一部智能机,还要什么X生活?!]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group27/M01/89/B1/wKgJR1jUxOWCSr0_AD3kspoUjbw012.m4a Fri, 24 Mar 2017 07:08:42 GMT 08:20 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/33491776 587 <![CDATA[神秘的东方力量拯救了一位外国小伙儿]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group27/M05/6C/E0/wKgJW1jSF4PCdkgbAD0nRLDJmdk598.m4a Wed, 22 Mar 2017 06:20:10 GMT 08:14 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/33303852 588 <![CDATA[本节目由90年出生的老不掰掰激情播报]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group26/M04/53/D1/wKgJRljPcbXgAk_uADvJx22ncSQ851.m4a Mon, 20 Mar 2017 06:07:48 GMT 08:03 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/33110708 589 <![CDATA[给你一个亿or保留记忆重活一次,你怎么选?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group27/M06/28/35/wKgJW1jLi6TRCJGrADeCVeGM4_c887.m4a Fri, 17 Mar 2017 07:13:31 GMT 07:29 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/32863289 590 <![CDATA[扫码太方便了,不爽的是我再也没捡到过钱了]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group27/M06/0D/00/wKgJW1jI36DgmFgEADxZsEO9cN8973.m4a Wed, 15 Mar 2017 06:31:33 GMT 08:08 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/32688163 591 <![CDATA[一波世界级的虐狗,宝宝心里苦啊。]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group20/M01/94/E3/wKgJLFexX6WybXLgADSft4WJD_4717.m4a Mon, 15 Aug 2016 06:22:22 GMT 07:05 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/19968254 592 <![CDATA[逗我呢?监狱风云还没拍就剧终了?]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group6/M0B/A0/25/wKgDg1dg8xfTZXADADsYGWUy_cs482.m4a Wed, 15 Jun 2016 06:18:13 GMT 07:58 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/17111528 593 <![CDATA[男子提3袋5毛钱买”土豪金”、城管与卖菜大妈当街互跪、学生食堂吃出癞蛤蟆Vol:46]]> http://audio.xmcdn.com/group16/M0B/46/2E/wKgDbFWnP9vz-BARAHK_7gnQM5U790.m4a Mon, 15 Sep 2014 07:13:34 GMT 15:28 https://www.ximalaya.com//10885843/sound/3686683 佛山一中学要求学生必须配Ipad,4000元一台、学生教师节“无礼”,被班主任谩骂整节课。

欢迎来听来赞哦~




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