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@每日轻松一刻工作室  原创新闻热点脱口秀《轻松一刻粤语版》，网易新闻客户端轻松一刻频道首播，欢迎广播电台加盟，合作推出各地方言版！


]]> episodic false No No full 1 <![CDATA[正确姿势 好好学学（粤语版）]]> 月抛找年龄小点的，不过记得带钱，要小铺里最好的鞭啊炮。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group10/M04/61/FE/wKgDZ1XX9h-BYKn_AIW3ZcFhJOw138-aacv2-48K.m4a Sat, 22 Aug 2015 04:13:11 GMT 18:03 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8400854 No full 2 <![CDATA[单身肿么了 吃你家大米啦！（粤语版）]]>

单身怎么了？吃你家粮食了？还是喝你家水了？


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group8/M02/61/7F/wKgDYVXVeuXjuh8vAHT-_QHkNT0783-aacv2-48K.m4a Thu, 20 Aug 2015 07:03:13 GMT 15:47 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8368511 No full 3 <![CDATA[碰瓷党粗来 小样玩不死你（粤语版）]]>

碰瓷如戏全靠演技，就不怕哪天在路上梦想成真吗？


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group16/M00/5F/D0/wKgDalXSqNTAgWn3AHDtgc-a2-g186-aacv2-48K.m4a Tue, 18 Aug 2015 03:43:11 GMT 15:15 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8329086 No full 4 <![CDATA[来自吃货的愤怒 哼！（粤语版）]]>

一有原则、有节操、没出息的吃货，无肉不欢，无肉欲也不欢！


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group11/M03/59/29/wKgDbVXAIO6gZZXPAcNmdN8WtwI527.mp3 Tue, 04 Aug 2015 02:22:24 GMT 12:20 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8117881 No full 5 <![CDATA[坑爹抗日剧（粤语版）]]>

自从爷爷3岁被鬼子杀害，家里就再不看抗日神剧了。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group13/M0A/55/95/wKgDXVW8FprjRs2cAGrTVC5OHFQ947-aacv2-48K.m4a Sat, 01 Aug 2015 00:48:17 GMT 14:25 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8076064 No full 6 <![CDATA[神剧接力赛（粤语版）]]>

中国队要射了！只见八百里开外，球员一脚射进球门。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group6/M07/62/13/wKgDhFU7BSujAWx4AMGTU_4w7wQ896.mp3 Sat, 25 Apr 2015 03:14:39 GMT 13:12 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/6534524 No full 7 <![CDATA[鸡血人生（粤语版）]]> 好好的一个人，怎么说做微商就做微商了呢。

]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group6/M00/65/3A/wKgDg1U6e82xX9_kAMy3irgm8CI437.mp3 Fri, 24 Apr 2015 17:23:34 GMT 13:58 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/6531641 No full 8 <![CDATA[不走寻常路（粤语版）]]>

 要致富，先偷路，偷别人的路，让别人无路可走！


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group6/M0A/73/94/wKgDhFU_n56xbeB9AM-unNDlJCc490.mp3 Tue, 28 Apr 2015 15:00:58 GMT 14:10 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/6591541 No full 9 <![CDATA[英语哪家强（粤语版）]]>

别再笑雷布斯的蹩脚英语了，强东还没说话呢！


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group6/M06/7D/12/wKgDg1VBhmqj5vCZAhXnEKnjg6w756.mp3 Thu, 30 Apr 2015 01:36:23 GMT 14:34 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/6611586 No full 10 <![CDATA[假期那么短（粤语版）]]> @每日轻松一刻工作室  出品，网易新闻客户端原创新闻脱口秀栏目《轻松一刻语音版》


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group6/M01/86/E9/wKgDg1VEgBKByr2nALxVHzyaSFI722.mp3 Sat, 02 May 2015 07:51:26 GMT 12:51 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/6643549 No full 11 <![CDATA[旅游奇遇（粤语版）]]> @每日轻松一刻工作室  出品，网易新闻客户端原创新闻脱口秀栏目《轻松一刻语音版》


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group10/M06/00/80/wKgDZ1VIG0yiMIiLAfQtoJon_-g912-aacv2-48K.m4a Tue, 05 May 2015 01:24:33 GMT 13:39 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/6683517 No full 12 <![CDATA[懒癌晚期（粤语版）]]>

文明的进步全靠“懒”推动，“懒”才是第一生产力！


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group9/M08/02/83/wKgDYlVNt2mxdmYVAgs6uMF1R9Q067-aacv2-48K.m4a Sat, 09 May 2015 07:48:08 GMT 14:17 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/6758915 No full 13 <![CDATA[路怒症发作（粤语版）]]> 路上开车我是爷，谁挡我道我跟谁发怒，都给我靠边！


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group14/M02/02/24/wKgDY1VMhXXz6YTPAd6PrGyfKek128-aacv2-48K.m4a Fri, 08 May 2015 09:45:57 GMT 13:04 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/6746271 No full 14 <![CDATA[领导好嚣张（粤语版）]]> 一直被举报，照样当领导，不是他霸道，就是有依靠。

]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group8/M08/04/94/wKgDYFVUQJTgbdBnAMsTSGjsjM4875-aacv2-48K.m4a Thu, 14 May 2015 06:35:30 GMT 13:51 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/6834042 No full 15 <![CDATA[流量伤不起（粤语版）]]>

降上网流量费就好好降费，敢不敢有点诚意，别玩文字游戏！


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group7/M0A/07/10/wKgDWlVa1RTQGZVvAhSk5J67pQ0749.mp3 Tue, 19 May 2015 06:23:48 GMT 14:32 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/6902853 No full 16 <![CDATA[毯星撕逼战（粤语版）]]> 为娱乐圈操碎了心，思聪大战“毯星”某冰某予。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group15/M07/4D/FB/wKgDZVWxULvRTuSLAHd8_jGSOKI518.m4a Sat, 23 May 2015 00:43:36 GMT 16:07 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/6960479 No full 17 <![CDATA[京东 你摊上大事儿了！（粤语版）]]>

东哥，还有心情跟奶茶拍婚纱照呢？你家后院起火了不知道啊！


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group12/M04/0E/6E/wKgDW1VkKcWSZ2akAiH-YNM8rp4476.mp3 Tue, 26 May 2015 08:12:01 GMT 14:54 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7011859 No full 18 <![CDATA[流氓女乞丐（粤语版）]]>

不给钱就摸胸搂腰……你再摸，再摸我摸你了啊！


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group7/M00/11/20/wKgDWlVnOPnyqIlFAhb4TFZlV8Y269.mp3 Thu, 28 May 2015 16:01:34 GMT 14:36 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7051763 No full 19 <![CDATA[暴力的哥（粤语版）]]>

@每日轻松一刻工作室  出品，网易新闻客户端原创新闻脱口秀栏目《轻松一刻语音版》，欢迎各地广播电台加盟，合作推出各地方言版！



]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group11/M06/12/01/wKgDa1VpKLqTodV2AHjxoCzn3JE234-aacv2-48K.m4a Sun, 31 May 2015 10:33:56 GMT 16:19 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7104517 No full 20 <![CDATA[临时抱佛脚（粤语版）]]>

佛祖很忙！高考求神拜佛大会，全国火热上演中。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group7/M01/17/E8/wKgDWlVxFviBVKprAGlNGLh4xOU568-aacv2-48K.m4a Fri, 05 Jun 2015 03:36:23 GMT 14:13 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7170255 No full 21 <![CDATA[抵制狗肉节？（粤语版）]]>

玉林狗肉节就要来了，一堆人又出来撕逼了。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group13/M0B/19/C3/wKgDXlVzBNWwMXl6AGkeKFwiz-c862-aacv2-48K.m4a Sat, 06 Jun 2015 14:36:04 GMT 14:11 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7200905 No full 22 <![CDATA[替人（粤语版）]]> ]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group13/M07/1B/8F/wKgDXVV2akDww-NwAfcwcBJs42U697.mp3 Tue, 09 Jun 2015 04:31:54 GMT 13:44 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7248568 No full 23 <![CDATA[傲娇的“音帝”（粤语版）]]>

我说句公道话：汪峰的情史远比他的音乐更出名。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group9/M0B/1D/E7/wKgDYlV5CkCxg0BCAf5n1HnEYdM054.mp3 Thu, 11 Jun 2015 04:29:55 GMT 13:56 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7282665 No full 24 <![CDATA[论吃货的修养（粤语版）]]>
吃货的最高境界：自己点的面，就算被砍也要吃完。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group8/M09/21/2E/wKgDYFV8VZCRk8j-AG7THbqFhc0558-aacv2-48K.m4a Sat, 13 Jun 2015 16:18:17 GMT 14:57 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7324219 No full 25 <![CDATA[穷游的“文艺青年”（粤语版）]]> 穷游文艺青年驴友变狼友：骗男驴友钱，骗女驴友色。对于这种臭不要脸的人哥只想说一句： 跪求骗色的艺术！

]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group15/M09/24/C5/wKgDZVWAILHxSuk6AkHesNwiUVg874.mp3 Tue, 16 Jun 2015 13:12:41 GMT 15:47 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7365980 No full 26 <![CDATA[又拖祖国后腿（粤语版）]]>

张家有千万，隔壁穷光蛋，平均算一算，都是张百万！


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group8/M0B/29/65/wKgDYVWFeXuCcZMkAMoouJJuXLo275-aacv2-48K.m4a Sat, 20 Jun 2015 14:35:10 GMT 13:49 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7424509 No full 27 <![CDATA[宁出柜不出轨（粤语版）]]>

贵圈很乱，你觉得哪个明星最不会出轨？


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group10/M05/29/80/wKgDaVWFe_niw8pbAM-s-wmjfnE511-aacv2-48K.m4a Sat, 20 Jun 2015 14:44:40 GMT 14:12 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7424622 No full 28 <![CDATA[屌炸天的司机（粤语版）]]>

富二代：你知道我爸是谁吗？答：这个得问你妈。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group10/M06/33/B9/wKgDaVWTZzyiff0cAOpmYzX7nHs363.mp3 Wed, 01 Jul 2015 04:06:45 GMT 16:01 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7572484 No full 29 <![CDATA[状元崇拜症（粤语版）]]>

中国人的高考状元崇拜症该治吗？状元等于人生赢家？


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group16/M02/33/DC/wKgDalWTaJKh6mSoANLjlHC5cC0427.mp3 Wed, 01 Jul 2015 04:13:31 GMT 14:25 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7572538 No full 30 <![CDATA[招生撕逼战（粤语版）]]>

清华北大，不要再骚扰我了，我是不会放弃蓝翔的！


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group14/M06/33/F4/wKgDZFWTa6ajWMpTAM_HC8B0BAc940.mp3 Wed, 01 Jul 2015 04:28:28 GMT 14:12 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7572715 No full 31 <![CDATA[股市两茫茫（粤语版）]]>

股民请注意！在中国炒股请自带速效救心丸，谢谢。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group10/M00/35/68/wKgDZ1WU_ZrwxrR1AgDDZF7vjQU073.mp3 Thu, 02 Jul 2015 09:01:16 GMT 14:00 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7598493 No full 32 <![CDATA[乌木（粤语版）]]>

]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group8/M0A/38/49/wKgDYFWYrF7SKwjqAgBhiOezXHY016.mp3 Sun, 05 Jul 2015 04:03:08 GMT 14:00 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7648660 No full 33 <![CDATA[大学战（粤语版）]]>

]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group12/M04/3B/89/wKgDXFWcnEiSfqAoAftY1HtK9QA508.mp3 Wed, 08 Jul 2015 03:45:03 GMT 13:51 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7711199 No full 34 <![CDATA[股市接盘侠（粤语版）]]>

侠之大者，为国接盘；股市有难，匹夫有责。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group16/M0B/3F/DB/wKgDalWgfW3QzPDlAiFneGRR7CQ566.mp3 Sat, 11 Jul 2015 02:35:44 GMT 14:54 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7762702 No full 35 <![CDATA[广场舞大妈逆袭救（粤语版）]]> 让房价涨起来的是丈母娘大妈，让房价跌下去的是广场舞大妈

]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group14/M01/4A/7C/wKgDZFWuBgPAx_sjAb2ukIWlXZc913-aacv2-48K.m4a Tue, 21 Jul 2015 08:44:40 GMT 12:10 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7912349 No full 36 <![CDATA[请瘦子向胖子道歉！（粤语版）]]>

全国小胖墩文化研究中心要求所有瘦子道歉！


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认干爹为钱权，认干女儿为上床，“干”未必读一声。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group11/M05/52/AE/wKgDa1W2287xT6hKAdvKFNIuChM631-aacv2-48K.m4a Tue, 28 Jul 2015 01:37:23 GMT 13:00 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/7997932 No full 38 <![CDATA[奇葩丈母娘 刷新你三观（粤语版）]]> 事实证明，成吨的秀恩爱，都抵不过一个丈母娘。 ]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group15/M09/5D/AB/wKgDZVXNvYazv89cAnNYgFianM8580-aacv2-48K.m4a Fri, 14 Aug 2015 10:12:38 GMT 17:07 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8279156 No full 39 <![CDATA[买光日货 让日本人无货可买（粤语版）]]>

日本书包那么小，装书肯定少，日本教育水平肯定低！不能把所有课本作业辅导书卷子练习册全装进去也好意思叫书包？


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group13/M03/64/DE/wKgDXVXcj5CgPG5zAlzI_ehThrk303-aacv2-48K.m4a Tue, 25 Aug 2015 16:00:14 GMT 16:30 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8453371 No full 40 <![CDATA[珍惜身边笑点低的人 他们好惨的(粤语版)]]>

笑岔气、笑肚子疼、笑掉大牙、有的还笑死了。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group14/M01/68/86/wKgDY1XlQZqxJIMoASuNt-0Brwg413-aacv2-48K.m4a Tue, 01 Sep 2015 06:12:15 GMT 20:26 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8553162 No full 41 <![CDATA[送给军训被暴晒的同学几首贱歌(粤语版)]]>

一首《九九艳阳天》送给军训的同学,祝你们晒得均匀。


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group8/M09/6B/2F/wKgDYFXqbOriXV0eAP35JcEbHLU546-aacv2-48K.m4a Sat, 05 Sep 2015 04:19:16 GMT 17:20 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8613753 No full 42 <![CDATA[最纯洁的爱情故事(粤语版)]]>
]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group12/M05/6D/E5/wKgDW1XxaNSBVlQsAQWvBeyX7ho661-aacv2-48K.m4a Thu, 10 Sep 2015 11:27:32 GMT 17:51 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8697796 No full 43 <![CDATA[网易轻松一刻三周年 主编献声（粤语版）]]>
]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group15/M05/6F/38/wKgDZVXzZq_TUy3_APg_cA6XaMg941-aacv2-48K.m4a Fri, 11 Sep 2015 23:42:32 GMT 33:31 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8718038 No full 44 <![CDATA[我有精神病 别人见我都酱婶的（粤语版）]]> 有了急性短暂性精神障碍，还是不敢惹“爱狗人士”。

]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group15/M06/71/4B/wKgDZVX317njkDziAPyGiKtDh8s073-aacv2-48K.m4a Tue, 15 Sep 2015 08:38:55 GMT 17:14 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8763811 No full 45 <![CDATA[用下半身思考 很多事竟然通了(粤语版)]]> “都说男人是下半身动物,我不是!"高位截瘫的老王说。

]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group8/M0A/73/5B/wKgDYFX7pCnxJGC9AN2wp-4CTdk944-aacv2-48K.m4a Fri, 18 Sep 2015 05:43:33 GMT 15:08 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8808640 No full 46 <![CDATA[不是老人变坏了，而是坏人变老了吧（粤语版）]]>

 我跟你说啥来着 世上还是好人多

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三十如狼，四十如虎，五十能把小鲜肉电梯堵，大妈老母牛吃嫩草壁咚强吻小男孩 


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group11/M02/82/1A/wKgDbVYAywyS8cIfAQf3g8UYXbw355.mp3 Tue, 22 Sep 2015 03:30:00 GMT 18:01 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8874340 No full 48 <![CDATA[到底先救谁（粤语版）]]>

妈和女友落水,当然先救老妈了,充气的自己会浮上来。 


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group13/M05/77/78/wKgDXVYDZPnypXmzAMqBojhsnFE101.mp3 Thu, 24 Sep 2015 02:55:54 GMT 13:49 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8914722 No full 49 <![CDATA[低调求婚（粤语版）]]>

我一哥们,在山顶上跟妹子求婚,结果妹子被雷劈死了。 


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group7/M05/7A/87/wKgDX1YKNKDSBXb4AQvofbTfM7E198.mp3 Tue, 29 Sep 2015 06:56:44 GMT 18:17 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/8998453 No full 50 <![CDATA[叶良辰现身（粤语版）]]>

良辰，你狠！得饶人处且饶人，给我赵日天个面子。 


]]> https://aod.cos.tx.xmcdn.com/group12/M03/79/C7/wKgDW1YKXm_CsfkMAQZY0V3whf4501.mp3 Tue, 29 Sep 2015 09:49:55 GMT 17:54 false https://www.ximalaya.com/sound/9001048 No full 51 <![CDATA[国庆迎人流,想想都痛苦 （粤语版）]]>

国庆长假终于来了，全球各地喜迎来自中国的财神爷。 


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不要羡慕我们放假去旅游的，知道每天都在玩多累吗？ 


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墙倒众人推，鼓破万人锤，山东青岛火了，都是“扒虾”惹的祸。



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本地恋费时间，异地恋费话费，没人恋的费流量。 


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全身挂满金镯子？壕的世界你不懂！


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