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CHANDLER: Do I look fat?
ROSS and RACHEL: Noo.
CHANDLER: Okay, I accept that. When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow.
RACHEL: Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.
CHANDLER: Okay, well. Janice said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' And I, I looked at her....
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her. You never look. You just answer, it's just a reflex. Do I look fat? Nooo! Is she prettier than I am? Noo! Does size matter?
RACHEL: Nooo!
ROSS: And it works both ways.
CHANDLER: Okay, so you both just know this stuff?
RACHEL: Well you know, after about thirty or forty fights, you kinda catch on.
ROSS: Okay, for instance. Let's say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number 1 she'll take a cab home from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do?
CHANDLER: That's easy, baggage claim.
ROSS: (buzzes) Wrong! Now you're single. It's actually secret option number three, you meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her.
CHANDLER: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.
RACHEL: Oh honey, I'm sorry we can't help you there, 'cause we're cuddlily sleepers.
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我有点想不起来这次以后，钱德和Jennice是怎么分手的？
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When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow. / walk us through it. /it's just a reflex. Do I look fat? Nooo! Is she prettier than I am? Noo! Does size matter? Nooo! / And it works both ways /
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after about thirty or forty fights, you kinda catch on. / Let's say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option 1 she'll take a cab home from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do? / you meet her at the gate. That way she knows you l
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Janice likes to cuddle at night, which I'm all for. / But when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. / I'm sorry we can't help you there, 'cause we're cuddlily sleepers.