【老友记精讲】312: 醋坛子翻了 Mr.Joe-Sensitive

2023-07-28 04:34:3414:50 3.5万

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Scene 1

Rachel: Oh! ! I love this job! Wow! My first call.
Mark: Here, let me. Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Ross: Hi, is Rachel there?
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
Mark: This is Ross.
Mark: Ross of...
Ross: Of Ross and Rachel.
Mark: Oh, hi! It's, it's Mark.
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Mark: Hey, hey, hold on a second. Ok. It's Ross.
Rachel: Hi honey!
Ross: Hi! What ah, what's Mark, doing answering your phone?
Rachel: Oh, he's just goofing around.
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Rachel: Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.
Ross: Why does Joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?

Scene 2

Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross, it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might as well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Ross: I would never do that!
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, ok, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Joey: Mark's a genius!
Ross: Why? ! How? ! How is he a genius?
Chandler: Look, don't you see what's happening here? Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy that she goes to， to complain about you.
Ross: What am I gonna do?
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, oh, no, you already did that. Allright, look, you're gonna have to go there yourself now, ok, make a few surprise visits.
Ross: I don't know, you guys.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive. She's thinking,"Maybe he's the guy for me because he understands me."
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh whoa, dude.' All right?And pretty soon you'll be like, 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might bethere.' And we'll be like, 'Man, get over it, it's been four years! !'
Chandler: He paints quite a picture, doesn't he?