破产姐妹 ♥ 高频口语：就是要挑战Hard模式

S01E05

I'm one of those people

我是那种

who gets off on untangling big, complicated messes.

享受解决纠结问题的人

And since you won't let me do your hair,

你不让我动你纠结的头发

let me do your bills.

那让我解决你的债务吧

You want to do my bills?

你要帮我处理债务吗

Here's my portfolio.

这是我的账单锦集

And, uh, if you find chocolate sprinkles in there,

如果看到上面有屎色巧克力屑

they're not chocolate...

它们可不是巧克力

Or sprinkles.

也不是普通的屑

I've divided your bills into three categories...

我把你的账单分成了三类

"impossible,"

"偿还无能" 

"next to impossible,"

"偿还困难"

and "how the hell did that happen?"

以及"脑子进水了才欠的债"

And I've divided my roommate into three categories...

我把我的室友也分成三类

"annoying,"

"讨人厌" 

"super annoying,"

"超级讨人厌"

and "how the hell did that happen?"

以及"脑子进水了才让她搬进来的"