绝望主妇 | 精讲第61期: 少女的心事

S01E15

Andrew: "So, get this. Zach Young is throwing a pool party Saturday night and he sent out a bunch of formal invitations complete with fancy lettering." 
Danielle: "I'm surprised he didn't spritz them with after shave."

Bree: "What is wrong with nice invitations?" 

Andrew: "Mom, it's a pool party." 

Danielle: "Why couldn't he've just pass out fliers in the quad?"

Rex: "So, uh, you going?" 

Andrew: "Maybe. I mean, um, Lisa and Justin and some of the guys thought it'd be fun to swim. We can always bail if it's as lame as we think it's gonna be."

Bree: "Is Lisa your friend with the pierced navel?" 

Andrew: "Yeah." 

Bree: "You've been spending a lot of time together lately, haven't you?" 

Andrew: "I guess."

Bree: "Oh, uh, Andrew, I'm gonna want you home by eleven on Saturday." 
Andrew: "Eleven? Mom, it's not even a school night." 
Rex: "Bree, a curfew isn't gonna do any good." 
Bree: "You may be able to abdicate all your parental responsibility but I cannot."

Andrew: "What, what's going on here? Would this have to do with the condom you left in my room?" 
Bree: "As a matter of fact it does, and just so we're clear, if you get Lisa pregnant, you will marry her."

(Andrew lets out an exasperated laugh.) 
Bree: "Andrew, this is not funny." 
Andrew: "Mom, trust me. This is very funny, mostly because the condom wasn't mine."

(Bree stares at Danielle, her mouth hanging open in shock.)

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