绝望主妇 | 精讲第62期: 禁欲系不受欢迎了

S01E15

Bree: "So obviously we need to talk." 
Danielle: "I'm still a virgin if that's what you want to know." 
Bree: "Well, good. But why on earth would you need a condom?"

Danielle: "Because I'm planning on having sex and I don't want to get pregnant." 

Bree: "Danielle, you are president of the Abstinence Club." 

Danielle: "I wasn't planning on running for a second term."

Bree: "Who were you planning on having sex with?" 

Danielle: "John." 

Bree: "John Rowland? I thought you broke up with him." 

Danielle: "No, he broke up with me. And you want to know why? Because I wouldn't do it." 

Bree: "Well, if that's the type of boy he is, then good riddance."

Danielle: "Mom, every boy at my school is that type of boy. And besides, it's different with John. I love him." 
Bree: "Oh, sweetheart, just because you give a boy sex doesn't mean you'll get love in return." 
Danielle: "So maybe I'm being stupid. What's the big deal? It's just sex." 
Bree: "Honey, I am looking out for your happiness. Now, I understand what it's like to be young and feel urges, but I waited until I got married, as did your father, and it was so much better."

Danielle: "Daddy ended up cheating on you." 

Bree: "Yes. Well -"

Danielle: "And every since he moved back in, you've been miserable." 
Bree: "Why would you say that?" 
Danielle: "The walls between our bedrooms are paper-thin. I hear more stuff than I probably should." 
Bree: "Oh." 
Danielle: "Look, mom, I love you a lot but you really are the last person to ever give anyone advice about sex and happiness."

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