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Giancarlo Stanton Blew His Chance
to Get with Tiffany Haddish
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1. The one thing I didn't get to is --
2. This was at your bat mitzvah? -That was at my bat mitzvah.
3. One of my friends brought --
4. Okay, so that's Giancarlo Stanton.
5. I've been trying to hook up with him for a year, right?
6. Number 27 from the New York Yankees.
7. I've been wanting to meet him for a year.
8. So my friend brought him as a birthday gift to me,
9. and I was like, "Yes!"
10. And I talked to him. I was like, "Oh, he seemed pretty cool."
11. And then I was doing my candle lighting,
12. and the fourth candle, the last candle I was lighting,
13. I said, "Anybody here want to be my future husband,
14. come up and help me light this candle."
15. So all these broke dudes come up, right?
16. [ Laughter ]
17. All these people that really
18. don't have a chance in hell with me come up.
19. And my cousin from Africa, my little cousin --
20. she's like 5'3" -- runs over to Giancarlo,
21. drags him through.
22. And my other cousin's behind him, pushing him.
23. And he's like 6'6", right?
24. But he lets these little people pull him up.
25. It looks like "Gulliver's Travels."
26. And I was like, "If he let these little people push him around,
27. he can't be my man."
28. -So, out of politeness, he blew it.
29. -So he blew it, 'cause he should have just stayed in back
30. and be like, "No, I'm not moving."
31. I would have been like, "He's so strong.
32. I'm gonna make him mine!"
33. [ Laughter ]
34. But because he let them little people push him around,
35. I can't do it.
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