英语1分钟小故事带翻译，最好是有趣一点的

A Mr. Zhang left the company personnel, one day go to bars, bartender said: Mr. Zhang, I heard that you have not stem personnel? !Mr. Zhang to listen to the great panic, the bartender us busy, I heard that you are not in personnel? !
翻译：一位张先生离开了公司人事部，有一天去酒吧，调酒师说：张先生，听说您最近不干人事啦？！张先生听了大慌，调酒师忙改口，听说您不在人事啦？！