英语强人来，帮忙把这两句话翻译成英文，谢了

1Ah, I just said this is really a little in the Big World, I was too ordinary, so no one will care about my existence.
2, maybe you will think that my "self-introduction" looks very silly, but I do not know if I can make the "self-introduction" looks more interesting.

楼上的朋友们该不会真以为自己是”英语强人”吧？翻译出来贻笑大方哦．

1.Acturely, I am only a small dust in this big world. I am too commen, so that nobody will care about my existence.

2.Maybe you felt that my introduction is very boring, but I do not know how to make it more interesting.

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1, Ur, Seriously I just say that,I am just such a little boy(or girl?) in this Big World, I am so ordinary that no one cares about my existence.

2, Maybe you think that my "self-introduction" looks very silly, but I do not know how I can make the "self-introduction" looks more interesting.

TU, I just said this is really a little in the Big World, I was too ordinary, so no one will care about my existence.

Perhaps you would think that my "self-introduction" looks very silly, but I do not know if I can make the "self-introduction" looks more interesting.

Eh, say I only the heavy one small potato in the world really, I peaceful and all, nobody will mind my existence.

Perhaps you will think my " introducing myself " seem very boring, but I do not know that if make my " introducing myself " look more interesting.