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Elementary ‐ Daily Life ‐ What Am I Thinking!
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A: Miss, your salad.
B: Mmm, looks good! I’m positively famished.
A: And for you, sir...
C: Thank you.
A: Enjoy.

B,C:Thank you.
C: I can’t believe she’s on a date with me! I’m so lucky! I
must be the luckiest guy in the world! I want to scream at
the top of my lungs, ” I’m the luckiest dude in the world! ”
Oh, shut up! Don’t be such a dumb ass. She’s so hot. Wait,
I can’t say that. That’s sexist. She’s so hot, She’s making
me sexist. Oh my god! I’m such a tool. Okay, get it
together. Uhh, she’s eating salad. Oh right, I have a salad.
Oh, crap! Which fork do I use? Dammit! She’s going to
think I’m a moron. What the hell are all these forks for?
Which one did she use? Okay, chill... be cool, be cool. Just
take a fork... eat your salad...
B: Um... I...
C: Yrmf? Mmmm. Sorry, you were saying?
B: You’re eating my salad.
C: Oh, yes... it’s delicious...