Chandler: And you...Ross, I believe, if you check Rachel's bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Ross: You're good.
Rachel: So not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.
Joey: Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?
Chandler: Ok, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.
Rachel: How many guesses do you get?
Ross: Challenge extended.
Ross: Challenge accepted.
Joey: All right, we'll start with...apples.
Joey: Ok. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.
Chandler: Diet soda.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Chandler: Orange juice.
Rachel: No! There's no orange juice in there! We win! !
Ross: They have another guess.
Rachel: Ok, well, we won that one.
Joey: Ok, the last thing...
Chandler: Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh!
Joey: No-no, not for like another two weeks.
Chandler: I got it! Scotch...tape.
Ross: How did you know she would buy Scotch tape?
Chandler: Well, we used theirs up last night making scary faces.
Monica: Aww, man!
Chandler: All right! Ten bucks! Fork it over! Cough it up! Pay the piper! Gimme it.
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Rachel: Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.
Monica: Yeah! And the winner gets a hundred bucks.
Monica: Are you scared?
Joey: Noo. Ok, who-who makes up the questions?
Monica: Ross will do it.
Ross: Oh, sure, "Ross'll do it!" It's not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.
Rachel: Fine! We'll ask Phoebe.
Ross: No-no-no, I-I wanna play.
Ross: The test is ready.
All: Let's go! Oh yeah! Come on!
Ross: Ok, each team will answer ten questions. The first team to answer the most questions winsThe categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and It's All Relative.Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. Ok, somebody call it this time.
All: Oh yeah!
Ross: It's heads. Gentlemen, pick your category.
Chandler: Fears and Pet Peeves.
Ross: What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?
Joey: Animals dressed as humans.
Ross: That's correct. Ladies?
Monica: Same category.
Ross: According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?
Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!
Ross: That is correct.
Joey: The Irish jig guy? !
Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent of his body!
Ross: Gentlemen, your pick.
Joey: It's All Relative.
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!
Chandler: She has a real name.
Chandler: Althea? ! What are you doing? !
Joey: I took a shot.
Chandler: You're shooting with Althea? !
Ross: Althea is correct.
Chandler: Nice shooting!
Rachel: We'll take Literature! !
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Rachel: Oh, Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing!
Monica: No! !
Ross: I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use your head!
Chandler: Actually, it's Miss Chinandolor Bong.