能不能给我几个英语的小故事……不要太长！！带翻译的那种……谢谢啦~~3Q

A sailor once went into a pub in a very dark street in Liverpool. He got very drunk there and staggered out around 11 pm_ Around midnight, one of his friends found him on his hands and knees in the gutter. "What are you doing there?" he inquired. "I'm looking for my wallet. I think I lost it in that dark street down there," he said. "Well, if you lost it in that street, why are you looking for it here?" the friend demanded. The sailor thought for a moment." Because the light is better here," he answered.