急求小学水平的英语小故事，能讲三五分钟的，要有题目，要幽默，急求，谢谢！

Two men meet each other the other day, both of them are athlete. A ask B: What your major. B said that he is runner. Then B ask A what is his major. A said that he is a basketball player. B ask again: Which position do you play in your team? A siad: I am a goal keeper. :>
让孩子自由发挥，可以和同学在讨论一下自己喜欢哪一种运动。