【汉译英200分相亲趣谈】 极品男人之太小气

About: XXX, M, 28-year-old
To tell the truth,a chicken-minded man always drives a girl like me
crazy. The other day, I made a date with a man, we had chosen a KFC in
a department store in Taiyuan.When I reached there, I had no sooner chosen a seat than he
suggested walking ahead to Mcdonal's, since he had a courtesy card. I
preferred KFC,however, he said in surprise,"Will we eat? Haven't you
eaten anything?" MY GOD!I finally found out that he could only use his courtesy card for
drinks.In order not to be implite, I set out for Mcdonal's with him,
wondering how chicken-minded he would be. Immediately we reached
Mcdonal's, he turned around,"You are not thirsty, are you? How about just sitting
here for a while?"
i'm totally collapsed. After a while, i can't stand the glance from the waiter,so i got up and go for some drink. At this time,he said"you just buy one for yourself" I did as he said. When i finished the drink quickly,i got up and said goodbye to him_