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这个东东我也在找

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应该是张杰的歌把

The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

医生懂得多

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."

1、Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

2、A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying

There are two rabbits in the wood. They are good friends. They go to find food together. They go to school together. They do all the things together. But there is only one thing they do it by oneself. What is it? Do you know? They don’t eat together. Because one of the rabbits is a toy rabbit.

在森林里有两只小兔子。他们是好朋友。他们一起去找食物。他们一起去上学。他们一起做所有的事情。但是只有一件事情他们是独自做的。它是什么？你知道吗？他们不一起吃饭。因为其中的一只小兔子是玩具兔子。

史上最强弟子谦一

你说的是现货啊，就是可以买涨可以买跌，股票只能买涨