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《玩乐逗翻》20没节目看字【些我起追孩】电影主题曲《些》

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《玩乐逗翻天》20日没节目！看字是【那些年，我们一起追的女孩】电影主题曲《那些年》

Lives, can pay attention, what pays attention to? Protects from fire at times, every night against thief. Knows? Washes clothes, cool spot clothes, must tie up the string, builds nearby the street on, in entrance. You said that the cool upper and lower garments, often lose, cool clothes. Neighbor, this aunty ......Although said the aunty, the age is not big, 30, over 30 years old, over 30 years old, are called sister-in-law, we call her sister-in-law. Cool several clothes - - front door mouth, also fears loses, the child looks that the child, the child is also too small, five years old, then a child, you said that silly is not silly, smart is not too smart, also has not gone to school, child also school age, oh, small. “the small tiger, plays the little while in the entrance, looks, there is being cool the upper and lower garments, looked that the thief do not steal, you looked that who takes you to shout me.”“oh.”In this old ladies room worked. In the room works, which prepares food, works. The child stands - - the child, stands looks in there, the thief came. As soon as looked, yo! Is being cool several upper and lower garments. “several years old?”“five years old” “, you call?”“small tiger” “small tiger? You know me?”“does not know.”“you did not know? We are playing together, listen to me, I to roar you to play. I tell you me to call, I call to tease ......Teases you ......Teases you ......Teases you to play, teases you to play, I am surnamed tease, I am surnamed tease, teases you to play, is recording? Is called me, the small tiger, complies.”“oh.”“is called me, is called me, I am surnamed tease, I call to tease you to play, call me!”“teases you to play.”“oh. Is called me.”“teases you to play.”“good, has been too good.”Has called several, in the past - - there was cool a gown the undervest - - gown 扽 to get down. Child: “mother, he takes our gown.”In the room works, “who?”“teases you to play.”“looks well.”In the past, also 扽 got down this pants. “mother, he takes the pants.”“who?”“teases you to play.”“this child, a while I punches you, looks honestly, do not shout.”As soon as the thief looks, took down the mattress cover, mattress list. “mother, he takes that quilt ......Quilt face.”“who?”“teases you to play.”“this child, are you honest, I punch you!”As soon as waits the little while to come out to look, but also in here station, “yo? Our ......Our clothes that?”“took away.”“who took away?”“teases you to play.”Also teases you to play.

包袱恰到好处~！~！

妈妈，他拿咱家被子，谁啊？逗你玩！嘿！你在逗我玩，小心我揍你。

母亲：“宝宝，妈妈忙去了，咱外边晾的衣服呢。你看着别让人偷了去，有事就叫我。”
宝宝：“嗯”
来了一小偷，对孩子：“几岁啦？”
宝宝：“5岁”
小偷：“你叫什么名字啊。”
宝宝：“我叫小虎”
小偷：“你认识我吗？”
宝宝：“不认识”
小偷：“咱们俩一起玩吧，我姓逗，叫逗你玩，你叫我，叫我。”
宝宝：“逗你玩”
小偷：“好，太好啦。”
小偷拿走了衣服，小宝大声的叫：“妈妈，他拿咱家褂子啦。”
母亲：“谁啊？”
宝宝：“逗你玩”
母亲：“好好看的”
小偷拿走了裤子，小宝大声的叫：“妈妈，他拿咱家裤子啦。”
母亲：“谁啊？”
宝宝：“逗你玩”
母亲：“这孩子。好好看的别叫啦”
小偷拿走了被单子，小宝大声的叫：“妈妈，他拿咱家被单子啦。”
母亲：“谁啊？”
宝宝：“逗你玩”
母亲：“你这孩子。”
小偷走了，母亲出来了：“咱们的衣服呢？”
宝宝：“拿走啦”
母亲：“谁啊？”
宝宝：“逗你玩”

　因为胆子小所以从小到大一直跟姐姐一起睡，今天姐姐结婚，以后只能自己睡了。
　　特别舍不得，忍不住哭了，姐姐看我哭她也哭了：“妹啊，别哭了，以后姐姐还会陪你的，你姐夫也会成宿成宿的照顾你。”