Please Sir!
By Peter Dixon
There's a fight -- Sir!
In the cloakrooms ... Sir!
And Arnie's strangled Paul.
Smithy's strangled Watson
'Cos Watson took his ball.
Barney's ripped his shirt ... Sir,
And Baker sput on Sue.
She was only tryin' to stop them
And she's got it on her shoe ...
The helper lady went ... Sir,
She said she couldn't stay.
Jane's crying in the toilets
And the gerbil's got away ...
Garnett knocked the cage ... Sir,
The door, it just flipped back,
And it ran behind the cupboard
And it's stuck inside a crack.
We poked it with a stick ... Sir,
But the powder paint got spilt.
It's over all the carpet
And it's over Helen's kilt.
I think you ought to come ... Sir.
Mildred Miles was sick
And all the boys are yellin'
And Martin threw a brick.
It nearly hit John Baily.
And he's goin' to tell his mum,
So shall I say you're comin'
And shall I fetch his mum?
Shall we get the cleaners?
And can I mop the paint?
The new boy's torn his jacket
And he thinks he's going to faint ...
The other teachers said ... Sir,
The I should come to you
'Cos you're the Duty Teacher
So you'll know what to do Sir.
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