EP21 人睡着了都跟婴儿一样？-- 看似正确的道理真的有道理么？

Did you ever wonder?

Can you cry under water? You can give it a try but I don’t think so. Wait are you going to the bathroom and start crying already? Fine I’ll change the music for you...Told you it’s not gonna work!

你在水下哭得出来么？你不会已经开始准备哭了吧，好我帮你换音乐找个感觉。。。。说了没有用的嘛！

Here is my favorite, think about this, how important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just being murdered? Eh, eh did I lie?

一个人的身份得多重要，才够格死于暗杀而不是凶杀案哈哈！你看你看，是不是很这么回事？我没骗你吧？

Branch can mean branches of a tree that grow out of its trunk, and it also means a division of a larger company,  so If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches.

如果钱部长在树上，为什么银行会有树枝（英语树枝也有分行分店的意思）？

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

既然面包是方的，为啥子三明治里的肉是圆的？

In English when you are going to give advices you say “put two cents in..” and when you ask what’s on their mind you say “a penny for your thoughts?” So why do you have to “put your two cents in”....but it’s only one “penny for your thoughts?” where does that extra penny go to?

英语里说我给你个建议会说“put two cents （两分钱）in...”，当你问别人想法时会问“a penny for your thought?（英语直译意思就是我花一分钱一便士给你你告诉我你在想什么）”所以为什么你要给别人“两分钱”意见？别人不是只会花一分钱告诉你她在想什么么？多的那一分钱去哪里了？（哈哈，这两个短语被创造的时候逻辑上并不是可以互相解释的）

This is fun, once you are in heaven,do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

人上天堂以后，是不是永远都穿着进棺材里那件衣服呢？

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