笑话：
A wealthy man is on his deathbed.
一位有钱人快要过世了。
He tells his wife that he thinkshe has found a way to take his money with him when he dies.
他告诉他的太太他想到了一个可以把钱带走的方法。
He asks her to put some money in alarge suitcase and place it in the attic.
他要求他太太把所有的钱都放到一个大箱子里，然后放到阁楼里。
When his soul leaves his bodyhe'll grab the suitcase on his way to heaven.
当他的灵魂离开他的身体要去天堂的时候，他就能顺路把包领走。
The wife obliges and does as askedand soon after the man dies.
他太太按照他说的做了，很快有钱人就过世了。
A few months later the wife iscleaning out the attic and finds the suitcase.
过了几个月，他的太太在清理阁楼的时候发现了那个箱子，
"Stupid idiot" she says"I knew I should have put it in the basement."
’笨蛋‘ 她说道 ’我就知道我应该放到地下室里的‘。
知识点：
1. Heaven
Wow, this tastes(smells/looks/sounds) like heaven. 哇，这个味道(闻起来，看起来，听起来）跟天堂一样。
A match made in heaven (天造地设的一对)
Coffee and cake is a match made inheaven． 咖啡和蛋糕是天造地设的一对。
2. Hell
Go to hell, 去死吧，
What the hell? 搞什么鬼？
Until hell freezes over 直到地狱结冰的时候
I’m going to be doing this essay untilhell freezes over. 我做这个论文要做到地狱结冰的时候啦。
All hell is breaking loose. 地狱暴乱了。
A: What’s going on? 怎么了？
B: All hell is breaking loose. 地狱暴乱了。
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