《你还要我怎样?!》--自然灾害101

笑话：
One day a very religious Christian was praying at home when a tsunami suddenly hit.
某天，一位非常虔诚的基督徒在家里祷告的时候，一场海啸突然发生了。
He climbs to the roof of his house to avoid the flood and starts praying to God to save him. 
他为了躲避洪水，就爬到了他的屋子的顶上，接着就开始祷告，祈求上帝来救他。
He says "Oh God, I've worshipped you all my life, I'm not ready to die. Please save me from this flood"
他说 ‘哦，上帝，我一辈子都在供奉您，我还没有准备好死去，请您从洪水中救救我吧’
After a few minutes of this, a guy on a rowing boat see's the Christian in distress and calls out "Hey! I'm looking for survivors, hop on, let's get out of here"
过了几分钟，一位划着船的人看到了这个处于危难之中的基督徒，就对他喊道 ‘嘿，我在找幸存者，上来吧，我们一起离开’。
"No thanks" replied the Christian "I have faith that God and prayer will save me". So, the man on the boat leaves him.
‘谢谢，不用了‘ 这个基督徒回答道 ’我坚信上帝和祷告可以让我获救的。’ 就这样，那个划着船的人走了。
The Christian keeps praying for God to save him, all the while the flood waters are rising. After a few minutes the coast guard's speedboat shows up and pulls up alongside the man on the roof
这个基督徒继续像上帝祷告着，企图获救，在此同时洪水越来越猛烈了。过了几分钟，巡海的警卫开着快艇来了，停在了这个人的屋顶旁边。
"Come on" yell the coast guard's. "The flood is getting worse, we need to go now!"
’快点啊‘ 警卫喊道 ’洪水越来越严重了，现在必须撤离了‘。
"No thanks" replies the man "I have faith that God will rescue me" so the coast guard also leaves.
‘不用了，谢谢’ 那个人回答道 ‘我坚信上帝会来救我的’。就这样，警卫也走了。
The water has now reached the man's feet and his prayers are getting more and more frantic. He suddenly hears an army helicopter overhead that hovers above him, the troops sends down a rope and yells for him to climb up.
现在，洪水已经涨到了这个人的脚旁，他的祷告也越来越急迫。突然，他听到了头上又军队的直升机在盘旋的声音，里面的军人扔下一条绳子喊着让他爬上去。
"No thanks" replies the man "all I need is my faith in God. He will rescue me". The helicopter then leaves.
’不用了，谢谢‘ 那个人回答道 ，‘我只需要对上帝有信心就可以了，他会来救我的’。就这样，直升机也走了。
A few minutes later the water has risen and the man drowns. Upon appearing at the gates of Heaven he sees God and asks him "God, have I not been faithful to you all my life? Why did you leave me to drown at my time of need?"
又过了几分钟, 洪水的水位又涨了，这个人被淹死了。在他到了天堂的门前，他看到了上帝，他对上帝问道 ‘上帝啊，难道我这一生还不够虔诚吗？为什么在我需要您的时候您就眼看着我淹死了呢？‘
God replies"I sent you 2 boats and a helicopter as well, what more did you want from me?!"
上帝回答到 ‘我安排了两条船还有一艘直升飞机啊，你还要我怎样？’


知识点：


-自然灾害101-
Tsunami - 海啸
Flood - 洪水
Hurricane/Cyclone/Typhoon -台风/飓风
Tornado/Cyclone - 龙卷风
Hailstorm (hail) - 冰雹
Blizzard - 暴风雪
Wildfire - 野火
Bushfire - 山火
Volcanic Eruption - 火山爆发
Earthquake - 地震
Drought - 干旱