万圣节冷笑话大全

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Q: What's mummy's favorite music?

A: Rap music! (wrap)

Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?

A: Spooketi. (spaghetti)

Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surroundyour house?

A: Hope it’s Halloween!!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go toschool?

A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A: A plumpkin. (plump pumpkin)

Q: What room does a ghost not need?

A: A living room!

Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

A: Because you can see right through them!

Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

A: I scream! (ice cream)

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

A: Booberries! (boo blueberries)