A: Jim! What’s up man!
B: Charlie! Is that your ride? It’s butt ugly, dude!
A: Don’t be a airhead! This is a nineteen sixty-nine Chevy Impala! I just need to fix it up a bit. In a couple of months, this baby is gonna be wicked!
B: Not even! Check it out! Now that’s a fresh ride!
A: Too bad the driver is a major dweeb. Anyone can have a car like that if their daddy is loaded like his.
B: He’s coming this way, be cool.
C: Hey guys! What do you think of my automobile? Isn’t it bad to the bone?
A: Word! The ladies are gonna be lining up to get with you when they see you driving around in that car.
C: You really think so?
B: For sure!
C: Awesome!
A: Psych! haha.. you totally fell for it.
C: You are a real scumbag, Charlie. When I do the nasty with the prom queen, we’ll see who has the last laugh.
B: Dude, don’t have a cow!
A: Oh no! Mike’s birthday is a drinkfest for sure!
B: Tell me about it! We drank everything in the bar!
A: Is that why you missed work today?
B: Yeah. I woke up this morning feeling really nauseous. I threw up like five times.
A: Eww!
B: I was so dehydrated that I drank like a gallon of water, and my head has been pounding all day. I swear, I’m never gonna drink again!
A: Too bad man, tonight is Tracy’s going away party and she asked if you were gonna go.
B: Oh, yeah. I’m there!
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