《往期回顾》用语言“翻白眼”－毒舌璐教你日常回怼脑残

Dramatic eye-roll went viral

Drama queen 戏精

Roll one’s eyes 翻白眼

Translation:

Not again! 又来了！

Is she serious? 有没有搞错？！

Whatever 随便你／无所谓（搭配青春期冷漠脸）

As if… （=no way!）才怪！

Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiotswithout them realizing it.

讽刺：不带脏字怼脑残的能力

You speak an infinite deal of nothing. (Shakespeare莎士比亚)

He has no enemies, but is intenselydisliked by his friends. (Wilde王尔德)

Comeback: （回怼）

“Winston, if you were myhusband, I would poison your coffee!”

Lady Astor to WinstonChurchill at a dinner party

“Madam, if I were yourhusband, I would drink it!”

Winston Churchill’sresponse to Lady Astor

Daily insults to ignorant and idioticpeople who annoy us:

教你日常毒舌回怼冒犯你的脑残：

If Opposites attract, then I hope you meetsomeone who is attractive, honest, intelligent and cultured.

如果“异性相吸”，祝你早日遇到一个诚恳迷人聪明又有品的人。

If laughter is the best medicine, your facemust be curing the world.

如果笑是良药，那这个世界看到你都被治愈了。（都嘲笑你）

I’m glad to see you are not letting youreducation get in the way of your ignorance.

读了那么多年书，却一点儿没影响你成长为一代脑残，可喜可贺！

Aww, it's so cute when you try to talkabout things you don’t understand.

哎呀，你不懂装懂还高谈阔论的样子翘可爱的造吗？

I don't think you are a fool. But then what’sMY opinion against thousands of others?

我本人真的不觉得你蠢，可惜个人观点在大众舆论面前实在太微不足道了。

I’m NOT insulting you, I’m describing you.

我没怼你呀，只是在实事求是的描述你而已。

Without stupid people we would have no oneto laugh at, so take time to thank a stupid person for their contribution.

没有那些脑残，我们哪来那么多笑料，请珍惜并感谢你身边每一个脑残˜