2) A Teenager's Joke: Guidelines for Doing Schoolwork
My school had a policy about homework. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night doing homework. This is how I use the time for my work. Fifteen minutes looking for assignment; Eleven minutes calling a friend for the assignment; Twenty three minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and does not like teenagers; Eight minutes in the bathroom; Ten minutes getting a snack; Seven minutes checking the TV Guide; Six minutes telling my parents that the teacher never explained the assignment; Ten minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
有关青少年的一则笑话——做作业的指导方针
我的学校有一项针对作业的政策。学生每天晚上做作业的时间不应该超过九十分钟。以下就是我如何为完成作业而使用这九十分钟的。 花十五分钟找作业;花十一分钟打电话向同学问作业; 花二十三分 钟抱怨 老师为什么总是那么讨厌, 为什么不喜欢我们这些十几岁的孩子; 花八分钟在洗手间里;花十分钟找小吃; 花七分钟查看电视节目预告;花六分钟告诉父母, 老师从没解释过所布置的作业;花十分钟坐在餐桌旁等妈妈或者爸爸来做作业。
TooTwo_cp
每个字都认识 就是没明白 啥意思 大神给解释解释 谢谢
1520966vyaz
assignment在这里是什么意思
angelhaha 回复 @1520966vyaz:
作业
Dafuma
可否🈶第2、3、4册?
1829975vnit
Good
1804499cbwp
原来的屏幕格式挺好的。现在的很不方便。