我要个 英语的幽默故事 简单一点 但笑点高一点， 都是外国人 。 多一点没关系 但翻译 不过..简单一点的

A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him_ After a few hours of trying to teach the bird finally the man said "If you don't stop swearing I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continued, so finally the man put the bird in the freezer. About an hour later the parrot asked the man to please open the door. As the man took the shivering bird out of the freezer it said "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!"
一个男人去宠物店买了一只会说话的鹦鹉。之后他把鹦鹉带回家，并尝试教它说话，但是鹦鹉却不断的在发誓。过了几个小时，那个男人终于说：＂如果你再发誓，我就把你塞到冰箱里！＂但是，鹦鹉却不屑于男人的话，于是男人把鹦鹉塞到冰箱里。过了一个小时，鹦鹉开始向男人求饶。当鹦鹉出来时，它说：＂我发誓我以后再也不会发誓了，但是你可不可以告诉我那只火鸡到底做了什么？＂