英语翻译：相对论：一分钟有多长？这要看你是蹲在厕所里面，还是等在厕所外面。

principle of relativity:
How long will one minute last?
It depends on that you are squatting in the washroom,or you are waiting outside the washroom_

相对论：一分钟有多长？这要看你是蹲在厕所里面，还是等在厕所外面
Theory of relativity: how long does a minute last? It depends on whether you are squating in water closet (WC) or waiting outside .

The theory of relativity: how long is a minute ?This depends on you squatted inside the toilet, and so on the outside.

How long will one minute be? It depends on where you are, in the Restroom or waiting outside.

Theory of relativity: how long is a minute? It depends on whether you are in a toilet or outside.