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Hello, everyone, I am small clear, this year was 13 years old, I is five medium 11 class students of place.
My a fondness for paints, my father's a fondness for plays chess, my mother watches a television with my elder sister's a fondness for, I the most favorite fruit is watermelon and banana, my father's most favorite fruit's ising orange and pear, my mother and my elder sister's most favorite fruit is 菠萝 and grape.
I have many I am painting the work of class, I sometimes hold a small art exhibition, I would invite my classmate, my family to visit my work.
I like to paint not only, I also like to exercise very much, I the favorite sport kick football, I am David.Beckham 姆's powder silk, my father also likes to kick football, I usually kick football over the weekend with my father, I with my father still have small one to collect, we have 7 football and 2 British footballs, my elder sister and mother not to like to kick football, they watch a television just in the home, I think, exercising can bring us a health.