急需英语故事或者笑话？带翻译…最好初中的，要看的懂

H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O 《---- 一个学生在黑板上写
student： i thought you said the chemical composition for water(H2O) was H to O
teacher：。。。。。

学生：我以为你说水的化学成分（H2O）是H到O
老师：。。。。（无言）

Bill is a school boy.Hedonesn"t like washing his face and hands .When he arrives at school,the teacher is angry.
"Look at you!'his teacher says,"Your face is direty."She sees one of his hands and says,"This hand is zhe dirtiest hand in zhe class."
Bill looks the class and say,'It isn't the dirtiest hand in zhe class."
'All right,Bill,"says his teacher."If you show me another dirty hand,I will not punish you.'
Bill smiles and shows zhe oher hand to her.