【老友记精讲】320：怪我太有魅力 bite me

2023-08-20 10:42:2218:26 4.3万

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Scene 1

Rachel: Ok, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you.

Chandler: Oh ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checking out the ChanChan man!

Rachel: That was surreal. Ok, what do you think? You interested, at all?

Chandler: Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. I'll do it.

Rachel: Oh thank you, Chandler, this is so great, she's gonna love me.

Scene 2

Rachel:O o o okay, how did it go? Tell me everything.

Chandler:Well, movie was great, dinner was great, and there's nothing like a cool, crisp NewYork evening. Hmm.

Chandler:'Course I didn't get to enjoy any of that, because Joanna's such a big, dull dud!

………………

Joanna:Chandle is fantastic! !

Rachel:What?

Joanna”Oh God, we just clicked! You know how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?

Oh, and he's got such a good heart! Doesn't he have a good heart? Oh, I know and he's soo sweet! Listen, he said he was gonna call, so put him straight through.

Scene 3

Chandler: I'm telling you, Joanna's got it all wrong. Ok? All I said was, 'This was fun. Let's do it again sometime. I'll give you a call.'

Rachel: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks you're going to call her?

Chandler: That's what you say at the end of a date.

Rachel: You can't just say, 'Nice to meet you, good night?'

Chandler: To her face?

Chandler: Look it's the end of the date, I'm standing there, I know all she's waiting for is for me to say 'I'll call her' and it's just you know, comes out. I can't help it, it's a compulsion.

Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says he's going to call, it doesn't mean he's going to call. Hasn't it ever happened to you?

Rachel: Well, they always called.

Monica: Hmm, bite me.

Scene 4

Joanna: Why hasn't he called, Rachel? Why?

Rachel: Ok, ok. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss.

Joanna: Awkward? Why should he feel awkward?

Rachel: Well.

Joanna: The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didn't tell him not to call me, did you? No. I.

Joanna: Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix that.

………………

Rachel: Call her! Call her now!

Why hasn't he called Rachel? Why? Why? I don't understand. Why? He said he'll call. Why? Why? Chandler I'm telling you she has flipped out, she's gone crazy!

Chandler: Oh, well give me the phone then.

Rachel: Come on, this isn't funny. She thinks it's my fault that you haven't called her. You have to call her!

Chandler: Look, you can't call somebody after this long just to say, 'In case you didn't notice, I don't like you!'

Rachel: Well then you're gonna have to take her out again.

Chandler: Nooo! She's really dull! And she gets this gross mascara goop thing in the corner of her eye!

Rachel: I don't care! I don't care! You are gonna have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows it's actually ended.And, I don't care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!

Chandler: All right! Fine! But it's just a lunch date, no more than an hour! From now on I get my own dates, I don't want you setting me up with anybody ever again!