Scene 1
Mrs. Geller: How's the hired help?
Monica: Doing great, the quiches are coming along.
Mrs. Geller: What's this? Blue nail polish?
Monica: Yeah, I thought it was cute.
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, that's what your Grandmother's hands looked like when we found her.
Monica: Let-let me ask you a question.
Mrs. Geller: Hmm.
Monica: Why did you hire me?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, 'course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you weren't sleeping with anyone there. So, at least that would be something.
Monica: Oh my God! Did you hear that? She hired me because she thinks I'm good.
Phoebe: Ok, I didn't hear that.
Monica: Oh yeah, she didn't hire me out of pity, it wasn't so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks I'm good.
Scene 2
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Your nails.
Monica: Oh I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my mom wouldn't give me grief about me biting them.
Phoebe: Oh. No, I meant that it's weird that you only have nine now.
Monica: Oh my God. Wait a minute, I had them when I put...Oh my God! It's in the quiche! Oh My God!
Phoebe: Ok, don't panic. I'm gonna go to the store, I'm gonna get you another set of nails, no one's gonna know, and you're gonna look great. Oh! Oh, it's 'cause they're gonna eat - that's the problem.
Mrs. Geller: Honey, don't bite your nails.
Monica: Ok ah, please don't freak out. Umm, but ah, there's a blue fingernail in-in one of the quiche cups, and there's no way to know which one.
Phoebe: And! Whoever finds it wins the prize!
Mrs. Geller: I'm not freaking out.
Monica: Um, why are you laughing?
Mrs. Geller: It's nothing, it's just that now your father owes me five dollars.
Monica: What? You bet I'd lose a nail?
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, don't be silly. I just bet I'd need these.
Monica: Frozen lasagnas?
Mrs. Geller: Um-hmm.
Monica: You bet that I'd screw up? ! It's all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was...
Mrs. Geller: No, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Mrs. Geller: Oh honey, come on, have a sense of humor, you've never been able to laugh at yourself.
Monica: Right. My mom doesn't have any faith in me! Oh, that's hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Phoebe: I don't get it.
Mrs. Geller: No, I have faith...
Monica: No! You have lasagnas!
Scene 3
Monica: Ohh, I'm such an idiot. I can't believe I actually thought she could change.
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Monica: Oh good, I'm glad that's catching on.
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. You know?Go down there and prove your mother wrong. You finish the job you were hired to do, and we'll call that pulling a monica.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Ok, umm, if a kid gets straight A's, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." You know?Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica."
Monica: All right, I'll go down there. But, I'm not gonna serve the lasagna. I'm gonna serve something I make.
Scene 4
Phoebe: They're not even touching the lasagna!
Monica: Really? !
Phoebe: Oh, they love your casserole.
Monica: Yes! !
Phoebe: It's hard to believe that just a little while ago this was nothing but ingredients.
Mrs. Geller: Everyone seems to like your dish.
Monica: And you?
Mrs. Geller: I thought it was...quite tasty.
Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you...
Mrs. Geller: A bitch?
Monica: Well, I was going for wrong, but we can use your word.
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Jing_arf
quiche 發音不對!
胖扶墩儿
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飄_rn 回复 @胖扶墩儿:
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Penny小回
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ilobfmlcd0we3pgztotr
小君小君,看这里,能不能把第几季第几集标明一下呢,方便我们再回顾学习,蟹蟹你啦~
ilobfmlcd0we3pgztotr 回复 @ilobfmlcd0we3pgztotr:
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