Thank you for inviting me to celebrate with you today. TISCH graduates, you made it! And you're f*cked. Think about that.
今天，感谢大家邀请我和你们一起庆祝毕业。纽约大学艺术学院的毕业生们，你们做到了，但你们也完蛋了。好好想一想吧。
The graduates from the college of nursing, they all have jobs. The graduates from the college of dentistry, fully employed.
护理学院的毕业生们，他们都有工作了，牙医学院的毕业生们也都工作了。
The proud graduates of the NY School of Law, they're covered. And if they're not, who cares? They're lawyers.
纽约大学法学院那群骄傲的毕业生，他们找工作也都没有问题。就算有问题，又有谁在乎呢？毕竟他们是律师。
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