28.Wash Your Nose

He wanted to wash his hands. His hands were dirty. They were dirty from the newspaper. All newspapers have black ink. The black ink got on his hands. When he rubbed his nose, he put black ink on his nose. His wife looked at him. She laughed. "Why are you laughing?" he asked. She said his nose was black. She handed him a mirror. He looked in the mirror. He said, "Yes, you're right. I have black ink on my nose. I look a little bit funny." "No, you look very funny," his wife said. She laughed again. He went into the bathroom. He turned on the water. He picked up the bar of soap. He rubbed the soap between his hands. He washed his face. He rinsed his face with water. He looked in the bathroom mirror. His nose was clean. There was no ink on his nose. He walked out of the bathroom. He wanted to show his wife his new nose.
重点词汇
black ink 贷方；余额；顺差，利润；赢利
got on 上马 ; 穿上 ; 生活 ; 相投 (with together)
rubbed 擦 ; 磨 ; 搓 ; 相互摩擦 ; 摩擦 ; rub的过去分词和过去式
laughed 笑 ; 发笑 ; 处于有利地位 ; laugh的过去分词和过去式
laughing 笑的 ; 带笑意的 ; 笑 ; 发笑 ; 处于有利地位 ; laugh的现在分词
handed 交 ; 递 ; 给 ; hand的过去分词和过去式
a little bit 一点点 ; 一点
went into 从事，讨论，进入
bar of soap 一块肥皂
译文：
他想洗手。他的手很脏。他们是被报纸弄脏的。所有的报纸都有黑墨水。黑墨水沾到了他的手上。当他擦他的鼻子时，他把黑墨水放在他的鼻子上。他的妻子看着他。她笑了起来。"你为什么笑？"他问。她说他的鼻子是黑色的。她递给他一面镜子。他照了照镜子。他说，"是的，你是对的。我的鼻子上有黑墨水。我看起来有点好笑。" "不，你看起来非常有趣，"他的妻子说。她又笑了起来。他走进了浴室。他打开了水。他拿起那块肥皂。他把肥皂放在两手之间揉搓。他洗了脸。他用水冲洗了他的脸。他看着浴室里的镜子。他的鼻子很干净。他的鼻子上没有墨水。他走出了浴室。他想让妻子看看他的新鼻子。