《摩登家庭》Episode1-13家庭会议

《摩登家庭》文本

Knock, knock! We're here. Coming in!

Don't worry, Dad. Nothing gay going on here.

May I take your multicolored coat and bejeweled cap?

 - Yeah. Yeah. - Hey, Jay.

 - Gloria, hi. - Hi.

 - How are you? Hi, Dad. - Hi, Gloria. How are you?

 - Oh, what a beautiful dress. - Ay, thank you, Phil.

Okay.

Oh, hey, Phil.

That's how she says "Phil." Not "Feel." Phil.

 - So how was your trip? - It was good. It was good actually.

But, um, about that, I- I

have something that I need to tell you guys.

Um- Uh, we didn't just go to Vietnam for pleasure.

We, uh, kind of have some big news.

Oh, God. If Cam comes out here with boobs, I'm leaving.

 - Dad. - I hope he didn't embarrass you, Mom.

Oh, don't mind her. Haley had her first boy over today...

And Phil shot him.

Anyway, um, so, about- about a year ago,

个Cam and I started feeling this longing, you know,

for something more, like, uh, maybe a baby?

 - Ooh, that's a bad idea. - What do you mean, "Bad idea"?

Well, kids need a mother.

I mean if you two guys are bored, get a dog.

Okay, we're not bored, Dad.

I support you, Mitchell, even though you're not my son.

I-I-I-I think what Dad is trying to say...

is that, Mitchell, you're a little uptight.

Kids bring chaos, and- and you don't handle it well.

That's not what Dad's saying.

That's what you're saying.

And it's insulting in a whole different way.

Okay, people. Let's all "Chillax."

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