Is Your Mama a Llama

【Is Your Mama a Llama?】

"Is your mama a llama?"I asked my friend Dave.
"No,she is not,"is the answer Dave gave.
"She hangs by her feet,and she lives in a cave.
I do not believe that`s how llamas behave."
"Oh,"I said,"You are right about that.
I think that your mama sounds more like a ...
"Bat!"

"Is your mama a llama?"I asked my friend Fred.
"No,she is not,"is what Freddy said.
"She has a long neck and white feathers and wings,
I don`t think a llama has all of those things."
"Oh,"I said,"You don`t need to go on.
I think that your mama must be a ...
"Swan!"

"Is your mama a llama?"I asked my friend Jane.
"No,she is not,"Jane politely explained.
"She grazes on grass,and she likes to say,`Moo!`
I don`t think that is what a llama would do."
"Oh,"I said."I understand,now.
I think that your mama must be a ...
"Cow!"

"Is your mama a llama?"I asked my friend Clyde.
"No,she is not,"is how Clyde replied.
"She`s got flippers and whiskers and eats fish all day..
I do not think llamas act quite in that way."
"Oh,"I said."I`m beginning to feel
that your mama must really be a ...
"Seal!"

"Is your mama a llama?"I asked my friend Rhonda.
"No,she is not,"is how Rhonda responded.
"She`s got big hind legs and a pocket for me...
So I don`t think a llama is what she could be."
"Oh,"I said"That is certainly true.
I think that your mama`s a ...
"Kangaroo!"

"Is your mama a llama?"I asked my friend Llyn.
"Oh，Lloyd,don`t be silly!"Llyn said with a grin.
"My mama has big ears,long lashes,and fur...
And you,of all people,should konw about her!"
"Our mamas belong to the same herd,and you,
know all about llamas,`cause you are one,too!"
"Yes,you are right,"I said to my friend.
"My mama`s a ...
"Llama!"
And this is ...
The end