求助，5个人的英语情景小对话，最好每人5至6句话，高一高二水平的，可以幽默点的…

On the beach A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering,  "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." ” He raised an eyebrow and replied,  "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."