谁能给我英语笑话和故事？要很短，很简单，好背，不要复制，要独特，越多越好！急求！

英语幽默笑话：

一：She Didn"t Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room_ Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know?” asked her father.
“She didn"t say anything.”

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.Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

Artisi:And now for my latest painting,I call it "Cow eating grass".
Boy:Where is the grass?
Artist:The cow ate it all.
Boy:Where is the cow?
Artist:Why should the cow stay when the grass is gone?