最短的趣闻趣事

妈妈:跟你说了多少次，不懂应该问老师。
孩子:我问过了,老师不肯说。
妈妈:什么时候?
孩子:就在昨天考试时。

Mother: Said with you how many, does not understand should askteacher.
Child: I had asked, teacher has not been willing to say.
Mother: When?
Child: On when yesterday test.

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？