100个能笑死人的冷笑话

去爆笑来福网，不错

我是来看冷笑话的

我一直以为男人和男人在一起很恶心
但是直到我和一个由两个男人抚养长大的女孩结婚后
我才发现没有丈母娘真好！

follow your heart 打一个字，，怂

In The Air
Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy(吝啬) and hated spending money. One day a fair(集市) came to the nearby town.
“Let’s go to the fair, Matt,” his wife said, “We haven’t been anywhere for a long time.”
Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, “All right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything.”
They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy ,but he would not let her spend any money. 赞同0| 评论

　　任何人都无法亲身感受，原因是一旦感受到了100度的寒冷程度，他就没机会向世人说明了。

84因为南方暖，
85有一头是犀牛

这个吧很难说但是现在说的话是没这个可能的，技术也达不到。但是很难说多年以后科技非常非常发达，这个都不算什么了，按照常理来说目前是做不到把一个人冷冻一百年再复活的。这就只是科幻小说里的情节吧。

上新浪爱问看有没有

百里挑一 [ bǎi lǐ tiāo yī ]

【解释】：一百个当中就挑出这一个来。形容人才出众。
【出自】：清·曹雪芹《红楼梦》第一百二十回：“姑爷年纪略大几岁，并没有娶过的，况且人物儿长的是百里挑一的。”