爱，死亡与机器人
A:Hey,guys,stop goofing around and check this out.behold the entertainment sphere!
伙计们，别闹了，看看这个，准备见识真正的娱乐球体
B:it’s called a ball.
这叫球
A: I know it’s called a ball,but I’m trying to get into the whole we’re experiencing these human thing for the first time Vibe
我知道叫球，但我想营造“我们将要首次体验这些人类玩意”的惊喜感
C:And what did humans do with these things?
人类用这玩意干什么
A:Oh,man,what didn’t they do?They’d bounce them.
应该说他们不干什么，他们弹他
C:That’s it? 就这样？
A:yeah.That’s pretty much it. 对，差不多就这样
B:These were humans.Bouncing things was close to maxing out their cognitive range.
他们可是人类，把物体弹来弹去已经接近他们认知水平的极限了
A:No,but also sometimes they would take the ball and hit it with,like,a stick.
不，但有时他们也想拿球来击打，比如用棍子
C:What?When they misbehaved? 什么，当球不乖的时候吗？
B:Bad ball.Think about what you’ve done.
坏球球，好好反省你做了什么
A:Come on.here try.
快点，来试试
B:what the hell am i supposed to do with this thing?
我要拿那玩意干什么
A:You know, boing-boing.
弹他呀
B:Bounce it,Please
快弹吧
C:Jeez calm down your motherboard.~okay.
天呐，冷静点，你的主板，好了
A:Oh,man,this is so exciting.~~~~~oh!that was amazing!how was it for you? Tell me everything.
天呐，这太让人激动了，哦！太了不起了，你感觉怎么样，一字不差告诉我
C:It was pretty anticlimactic.
雷声大雨点小
B:yeah,well,welcome to humans.
欢迎来到人类世界
C:What’s the point of this thing?
这东西有什么用？
A:Apparently ,there’s in point.they just had them
显然没什么用，他们就是会养
B:Well,that’s underselling there influence.They had an entire network,that was devoted to dissemination of pictures of these things.
这就低估了它们的影响力了，他们有一整个网络专门散播这玩意的图片
C:OH,Look,it’s doing something.It’s coming this way.~what’s he doing?
DUDE,what do i do?
看，它在动呢，朝这边来了，它搞什么呢，老兄，我该怎么做
A:Okay,easy,No sudden moves.Let’s just wait until it decides to get up again ,okay,bud?
We’re gonna get through this.
放松，别做大动作，我们等它什么时候再起来，好吗，我们会挺过去的
C:How long will that take?
那要等多久？
B:Hours.Perhaps years.
几小时，也许几年
C:I don’t have hours or perhaps years for this
我可没有几小时或者几年等它
A:What if you try to irritate it by moving your digits across its keratinous fibers?Maybe that’ll make it move.
不然你试试用你的手指，抚摸它的角蛋白纤维来激怒它，也许这能让它动
C:What?why?
什么？为什么？
A:I don’t know.It couldn’t hurt
我不知道，反正没坏处
C:You don’t have any idea, do you?
你啥也不知道，是吧？
A:I do not. It is my first time seeing one of these live!Hey,just try it,though.
没错，这是我第一次亲眼见到这东西，不过试试吧
C:Okay,fine
好吧
B:Is it working?``what?
用用吗？怎么样？
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