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Why not take down your nose?
Tom,aged five ,was curiously watching his grandpa playing with his false tooth,taking it down,washing and fixing again.He observed his grandpa doing that again,with full interest.Finallyasked his grandpa,''Well,what else are you doing?'"Well,"said little Tom,"Now you should take down you nose."
译：5岁的汤姆好奇地注视着爷爷摆弄假牙,取下来,冲洗,再安上.他看着爷爷一遍又一遍地做,觉着有趣极了.最后爷爷说:"好啦,还干什么?""恩,"小汤姆说,"现在该拿鼻子了.'
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英语幽默：Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。

母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。

母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".