绝望主妇精讲－第5期：再强悍的妈妈也有母职焦虑？

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S1ep01

第一段音频：21:24

-MARY ALICE: Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion - indignation.

葬礼后的第 3 天, Lynette用愤怒代替了悲伤。 

LYNETTE: Tom, this is my 5th message and you still haven’t called me back. 

Tom, 这是我的第五通留言了,你还不给我回话。

Well, you must be having a lot of fun on your business trip.

 我相信你在外面一定玩得很开心吧。I can only imagine. Well, guess what, the kids and I wanna have some fun too, 

我可以想象。你知道吗…我和孩子们也想出去玩。

so unless you call me back by noon, we are getting on a plane and joining you. 

除非你中午之前给我回电话,不然我们马上就坐飞机去找你。 

-PRESTON: Mom! 妈妈! 

-LYNETTE: Not now, honey, Mommy’s threatening Daddy. 

等等,宝贝,我正在威胁你爸爸。 

-PRESTON: Mom! 妈妈。 

-LYNETTE: No, I am not... Where’re your brothers? 

不, 我... 你兄弟呢? 

-PORTER: Noodles, my favourite! 

-SHOPPER: Lynette Scavo? 

-LYNETTE: Crap. Natalie Klein, I don’t believe it! 

Natalie Klein. 真不敢相信是你啊。 

-SHOPPER: Lynette! How long has it been? 

Lynette. 我们多久没见了? 

-LYNETTE: Years! Uh, how are you, how’s the firm?

是的,你现在怎样? 公司怎样? 

-SHOPPER: Good, everyone misses you. 

很好,大家都很想念你。 

-LYNETTE: Yeah. 是的。 

-SHOPPER: We all say, if you hadn’t quit, you’d be running the place by now.

 我们总说如果你没有辞职,现在一定是你管理大家。 

-LYNETTE: Yeah, well. 是啊,呃... 

-SHOPPER: So... how’s domestic life? Don’t you just love being a mom?

那么...家居生活如何呢? 你应该很爱当妈妈的感觉吧?

-MARY ALICE: And there it was - the question that Lynette always dreaded.

这就是 Lynette 最害怕的问题。

 -LYNETTE: Well, to be honest... 

呃,老实说…

-NARRATOR: To those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable. 

对于这些提问的人,只有一个答案是令人接受,

So, Lynette responded as she always did - she lied. 

所以 Lynette 就像往常一样回答了这个问题, 她撒了个谎。 

-LYNETTE: It’s the best job I’ve ever had. 

这是我做过的最棒的工作。 

第二段音频：S1ep02 13:58

-LYNETTE: Boys, guys, I’m begging you, sit in your seats. 

孩子们,求你们了......坐到座位上去。

I’m not gonna tell you again! Buckle up! 

我不想再说一遍了,扣上安全带!

I mean it, so help me, I...Oh .. crap!

我是说真的,拜托,我......该死!

 -OFFICER: License and registration please. 

请出示驾照和行驶证。

Ma’am, you know why I pulled you over?

女士,你知道我为什么拦你吗? 

-LYNETTE: I have a theory. 

我是有原因的。

-OFFICER: Your kids are jumping up and down;

 they should be sitting, wearing a seatbelt. 

 你的孩子们爬上爬下,他们应该坐好,并系上安全带。 

-LYNETTE: I yelled at them. They never listen to me, it’s very frustrating. 

我让他们别这样,他们根本不听,我很崩溃。 

-OFFICER: Well, you’re gonna hafta find a way to control them. 

After all, that’s your job. 

你要想办法制住他们。毕竟,那是你的工作。 

-MARY ALICE: Though he’d been a policeman for 6 years, officer Hayes had never found himself in a truly dangerous situation.

 尽管他已经做了六年的警察,Hayes从未把自己置于真正危险的处境。 

Then again, he had never before told a woman how to raise her children. 

 他以前从没告诉过一个女人,该怎样去管教孩子。

-LYNETTE: You saying I’m a bad mother?

你是说我是个失败的母亲? 

-OFFICER: Ma’am, you need to get back in your car please. 

女士,请回到车里。 

-LYNETTE: I have no help, my husband’s always away on business.

没有人帮我,我丈夫总是在外忙工作。 

-OFFICER: I’m gonna hafta ask you to step back now.

 我必须警告你立刻回到车上。

-LYNETTE: My babysitter joined the witness relocation program.

我的保姆了, 加入了证人迁移计划。

I haven’t slept through the night in 6 years.

六年来我晚上从没睡过完整觉。

-OFFICER: Ma’am..? 女士? 

-LYNETTE: And for you to stand there, and judge me. 

而你却站在这儿,对我评头论足。 

-OFFICER: Okay. I’m not gonna give you a ticket. 

 I’m just gonna let you off with a warning.

我不给你开罚单了,只是给你个口头警告。 

-LYNETTE: I accept your apology.

我接受你的道歉。 

-OFFICER: Buckle up! 系好安全带!